# I petition that we petition to petition for Coffee & to come back
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 14, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042 "2006-05-14T20:42:31Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
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### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042/1 "2006-05-14T20:42:31Z")
My friendly barista at starbucks put the carmel at the top of my carmel machiato, so it stuck to the top and…well…it became just a machiato.
I was really bummed out. It’s a good thing that she gets health benefits, because it sure wasn’t worth my $4 ☹
I need to find a new friendly barista.
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### Author:  [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042/2 "2006-05-14T21:05:48Z")
Coffee & was burned down by the proprietor, who screwed the investors and burned down a beautiful building
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### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042/3 "2006-05-14T21:13:07Z")
i know.
what a turdbag.
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### Author:  [@Tkklemann](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tkklemann)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042/4 "2006-05-14T21:32:48Z")
That’s why I bought all the crap to make Tombucks in my basement!
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### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042/5 "2006-05-14T21:33:59Z")
will you be my barista?
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### Author:  [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042/6 "2006-05-14T22:14:16Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#):
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> it became just a machiato.
technically it became a vanilla latte.
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### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2006, 10:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042/7 "2006-05-14T22:28:06Z")
technically it technically sucked and i was really looking forward to that carmel goodness. I suppose I should have gone with a Tim Hortons ACARAAAAAMELELENE ICED CAP.
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### Author:  [@Tkklemann](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tkklemann)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2006, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042/8 "2006-05-15T06:21:18Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#):
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> will you be my barista?
I am pretty cheap too… My rates won’t be beat!
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### Author:  [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2006, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042/9 "2006-05-15T06:25:40Z")
Starbucks is fucking retarded. $5 for coffee? GTFO
And in the rare event that I order something there, I don’t use their stupid “vente” “tall” bullshit. Its small, medium, and large assholes!!!
Sorry I just hate Starfucks.
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2006, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042/10 "2006-05-15T06:57:11Z")
I agree, the size naming is stupid
but I never drink their coffee… I just get tea.
with 2 tea bags.
one in my tea - one in my face.
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### Author:  [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2006, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042/11 "2006-05-15T07:01:25Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#):
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> Starbucks is fucking retarded. $5 for coffee? GTFO
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> And in the rare event that I order something there, I don’t use their stupid “vente” “tall” bullshit. Its small, medium, and large assholes!!!
>
> Sorry I just hate Starfucks.
lol never agreed with you more
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### Author:  [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)
#### Post date: [May 15, 2006, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-petition-that-we-petition-to-petition-for-coffee-to-come-back/12042/12 "2006-05-15T08:44:18Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#):
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> Starbucks is fucking retarded. $5 for coffee? GTFO
>
> And in the rare event that I order something there, I don’t use their stupid “vente” “tall” bullshit. Its small, medium, and large assholes!!!
>
> Sorry I just hate Starfucks.
oh…i forgot what they call their drinks that are cold
so I said I wanted it cold
“you mean…iced?” “Oh that’s the word”