# i pissed on starboy **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 11, 2007, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519 "2007-03-11T10:41:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/41 "2007-03-12T08:23:07Z")
it was pretty bad at its best. im not gonna go full detail but dont climb a barb wire fence when your totally not in this world. ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/42 "2007-03-12T09:09:06Z")
> [@150cc scooter... what do i need to rock it on the road?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/150cc-scooter-what-do-i-need-to-rock-it-on-the-road/28615/23): > > Starboy decided it was better to sleep on the door in his piss pants! :bowrofl: Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo. Ricky Bobby: Nice. Texas Ranger: She said “No, you’re wrong.” I said “You got a lumpy butt.” She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I’m still sittin’ in my dirty pee-pants. ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/43 "2007-03-12T10:29:37Z")
> [@Hello](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/28556/16): > > :bowrofl: > > Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C. > Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo. > Ricky Bobby: Nice. > Texas Ranger: She said “No, you’re wrong.” I said “You got a lumpy butt.” She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I’m still sittin’ in my dirty pee-pants. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/44 "2007-03-12T13:11:10Z")
> [@fs: 96 Dodge Neon with 2.4l swap, 3.94 5sp, 1500obo](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-96-dodge-neon-with-2-4l-swap-3-94-5sp-1500obo/28673/2): > > 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 > [@WTF?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf/28670/7): > > Maybe starboy will fill us in on his walk in the middle of the night to McDonalds! i bet that was interesting ---
**Author:** ![hayabusa03rx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/90ced4/32.png) [@hayabusa03rx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hayabusa03rx)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/45 "2007-03-12T15:13:26Z")
> [@Hello](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hello/28556/16): > > :bowrofl: > > Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C. > Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo. > Ricky Bobby: Nice. > Texas Ranger: She said “No, you’re wrong.” I said “You got a lumpy butt.” She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I’m still sittin’ in my dirty pee-pants. That movie is great. Chip I’m all hopped up on mt. DEW!!! ---
**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/46 "2007-03-12T16:45:22Z")
Ok so here it goes. Saturday night the blow out of my life or what everyone else likes to call it “The teckademics release party!” So anyway started off the night with some pre-game little (meaning a cup full) vodka here and there some jag and some red bull and I felt i was good to go. We head down into DC, (good god I havent been there since 6th grade and yah its a lil scary) but anyway kept my composure. Heard that we were not aloud to smoke in the club but brought mine anyway. As we walk in, we get the terrorismic treatment and the guard proceeds to tell me no smoking. Grabs my cigarettes, and throws them in the garbage. Im somewhat lite and say “well thank you to buddy,” then he adds “Oh yah, no gum either” snatches the pack and throws it away. As he does he hands me a card “Here im sorry we have to do it but heres a card for 2 dollars off your first drink” (smokes 5 + 1.50 gum) sweet! ANYWAY, get in everythings all good and going real well. Until we try and decide to make it up to the 4th floor were the teck party was. Find out we need wrist bands blah blah 20 mins later were in. Start mingling and having a good time, untill i thought to myself “i wonder if ill drink more since I cant smoke?” Never really acured to me but ahhh Yes alot more. Advancing though the night filled with to many shot/drinks to count (literally) I make my way to the dance floor. Now im known to cut a rug or two here and there but nothing like this. (This is were it starts to flicker) I see a bunch of hoodlums dancing in a circle and what booby311 likes to call “C-Walking.” For all you unganster knowledgeable people out there that means crypt walking. You see it on YO! MTV Raps all the time but im blabbling. I then proceed to step into the cirlce and get down with my bad self and apparently battle some guy in “c-walking.” _BLANK_ Filled in with whitey info. Starboy starts dancing against this kid and in mid. dance brushs his shoulder off at the guy and everyone goes crazy. +1 starboy, hoodlums 0. _WAKEUP_ All the sudden some guy comes up to me and is like “YO, you da Battle CHAM…PE-ION” I smile because i have no f\*cking clue what the hell just happened. The night goes on with dancing and me getting drinks every 3 mins. Then I remember looking at John. Smiling at me and dancing with one of the worst chicks my eyes have laid upon in years. So in conclusion, (in my head) Starboy +2 Whitey -1. Blah blah it went on like this for what seemed like 5 mins in reality it was 5 hours. Then out of no where LIGHTS! I cant see anything then a big blur of people fighting" _BLANK_ Walking down the steps to leave the club holding myself up on the railings . _BLANK_ (in cab) Holding bobby311s hands telling him to calm the f\*ck down. _BLANK_ (out of the cab at whiteys bros house) Laughing outrageously and whitey screaming “WTF ARE YOU DOING STAR BOY?!” _BLANK_ (in the house) Whitey screaming at me and saying “Starboy im going to punch the shit out of you”, while taking his pants off. I reply “Wtf just happened… What happened…” _BLANK_ Walking on I-95 trying to hitch hike my way back to pittsburgh. _BLANK_ Climbing over a barb wire fence. _BLANK_ In some type of Auto collision place BMW 325 xi. _BLANK_ Sunoco? Screaming at the guy in the booth “how the f\*ck dont people in Virginia have the god damn yellow pages?!” _BLANK_ plugging my phone charger in at the 711 wall outlet _BLANK_ McDonalds… _BLANK_ Walking over a bridge no clue where the hell im at calling people. _BLANK_ Sleeping on the bathroom floor of whiteys bros house. And thats it… Never in my life have I ever blacked out before. Not being able to remember everything was a little disturbing but I wasn’t in jail and didnt have sex with a hooker. So lets recall… Starboy +3 Whitey -1 Hoodlum -1 ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/47 "2007-03-12T17:02:56Z")
hahahahahahahaha blank\* hahahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![mustang03gt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@mustang03gt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mustang03gt)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/48 "2007-03-12T17:30:18Z")
boy and i thought my saturday night was entertaining…that beats my night fo sho ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/49 "2007-03-12T18:12:47Z")
> [@signature not showing](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/signature-not-showing/28695/2): > > hahahahahahahaha blank\* hahahahahaha > [@My DIY JDM MR evo tails slight\_smile \*pics on car\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-diy-jdm-mr-evo-tails-pics-on-car/28634/48): > > boy and i thought my saturday night was entertaining…that beats my night fo sho :stupid: 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Converted2LSX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/converted2lsx/32/5962_2.png) [@Converted2LSX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Converted2LSX)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/50 "2007-03-12T18:40:17Z")
![http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k84/extremeg05/BF-landfilldance.gif](http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k84/extremeg05/BF-landfilldance.gif) \<------- Starboy ---
**Author:** ![95V8TBird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/a8b319/32.png) [@95V8TBird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95V8TBird)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/51 "2007-03-12T19:44:11Z")
you should have had a film crew follow you around and tape that shit, cause I would have loved to see that…thats hilarious ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/52 "2007-03-12T20:55:15Z")
> [@Another "vote for a friend" thingy](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-vote-for-a-friend-thingy/28566/24): > > So lets recall… Starboy +3 Whitey -1 Hoodlum -1 WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY POINTS??? hammered, hot chick, credit card did not get charged, you stealing my cell phone, i had an awesome time ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/53 "2007-03-12T21:04:16Z")
🤣 ---
**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/54 "2007-03-12T21:06:41Z")
> [@Took some pictures of the car tonight... \*pics\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/took-some-pictures-of-the-car-tonight-pics/28652/26): > > WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY POINTS??? > > hot chick, bobbys not mentioning something ABOUT THIS “ **HOT CHICK** ” where ill let him explain it because that def a -5. ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/55 "2007-03-12T21:19:03Z")
> [@f.s. 93 jeep grand $1000](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-s-93-jeep-grand-1000/28557/5): > > bobbys not mentioning something ABOUT THIS “ **HOT CHICK** ” where ill let him explain it because that def a -5. zing! i paid for most of your drinks bitch! I should at least get a plus 1! I honestly have no clue what that girl even looked like. its a total blur to me! ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/56 "2007-03-12T21:21:58Z")
Here is a pic of myself and dustin the co-owner of teckademics. ![http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/whitey_dustin.jpg](http://www.pittspeed.com/uploaded/whitey_dustin.jpg) Right after the picture was taken he told me how bad 240s sucked in a humerous manner. ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/57 "2007-03-12T21:30:00Z")
> [@f.s. 93 jeep grand $1000](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f-s-93-jeep-grand-1000/28557/5): > > bobbys not mentioning something ABOUT THIS “ **HOT CHICK** ” where ill let him explain it because that def a -5. whaaaaaammmmmmmy ---
**Author:** ![starboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/starboy/32/5985_2.png) [@starboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/starboy)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/58 "2007-03-12T22:01:57Z")
> [@\*\*\*\*\*Official: Mighty Meet Thread\*\*\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-mighty-meet-thread/10918/1808): > > whaaaaaammmmmmmy think thats a double whammy my fohawk hederosexual friend ---
**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 12:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/59 "2007-03-13T00:22:58Z")
I was there for about 2 hrs got my engines and left …and now Im glad ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 4:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-pissed-on-starboy/188519/60 "2007-03-13T04:45:34Z")
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