# I race all the custom hondas and smoke them

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 15, 2010, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057 "2010-10-15T08:47:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/41 "2010-10-15T12:36:52Z")

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WTFF THREAD IS EPIC!

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/42 "2010-10-15T12:37:56Z")

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If I was at my computer id add him and tell him I special order all my parts through the DMV…

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/43 "2010-10-15T12:43:54Z")

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3:28pm Yo, my mom wants to know if this street race is safe? your a good driver right?.3:28pm yeah.  
3:28pm what licenses do u have?  
I only have fast ones…  
3:29pm i have my cdl.  
3:29pm I only have ny license to kill… thats about it.  
thats from a song! ROFL.  
3:29pm k  
3:30pm Wait… your not the guy with the red Prelude and the CF hood… are you???.3:30pm yes i am.  
3:31pm Dude your famous…  
3:31pm yeah.  
3:31pm how did you get to be so cool?.  
3:32pm by street racing.  
3:32pm really?.  
3:33pm yeah.  
3:33pm I am famous too… my movie is coming out today…  
3:34pm k.  
3:34pm you going to see it? Its JackAss 3D  
I was an extra in it. I helped hold Steve -o’s balls while we tattoo’d his ankle…  
3:35pm k.  
3:35pm Nice ill save you a seat. you bringin any girls?.  
3:36pm so u scared arnt u.  
3:36pm About the movie? nahh it will be fun…  
3:36pm yeah.  
3:37pm Why would I be scared of the movie?.  
3:37pm no im tlking about the race.  
3:37pm ohh I thought we were talking about JackAss 3d.  
3:38pm no  
so dont be scared u racing a honda.  
3:41pm I aint scared of anything I was in the Vietnam war.

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**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/44 "2010-10-15T12:45:12Z")

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lol

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/45 "2010-10-15T13:03:31Z")

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Maybe it’s just me, but I think even my M could walk this kid.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/46 "2010-10-15T13:10:25Z")

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> [@Witnessed bike accident today.. attn Shrives.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-bike-accident-today-attn-shrives/35834/50):
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> Maybe it’s just me, but I think even my M could walk this kid.

dont think so, its a 7.5 sec, 750hp, twin turbo K03S, 275mph honda… which is famous.

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/47 "2010-10-15T13:15:41Z")

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> [@Witnessed bike accident today.. attn Shrives.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/witnessed-bike-accident-today-attn-shrives/35834/50):
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> Maybe it’s just me, but I think even my M could walk this kid.

I think my rsx with the bastardized A3 motor could walk him something tells me your M would put busses on it.

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/48 "2010-10-15T13:16:25Z")

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k so im not scared im a dirty driver thow  
u be at the starting line and ill be mid way.  
3:44pm thats some sneaky shit… you better not have any guns or kneegrows following you.  
I have friend that wants to run you after I loose… he has a 2jz AWD Civic hatch, with an extra spark plug for each cylinder. .  
3:46pm k i got people but if u want to race u got to dael with a street racer shit  
well i dont think they want to cause i do the same to hime.  
3:47pm He said he would race you for 229980… so whenyou loose you still have 20$ in yoru pocket for a taxi ride home!.  
3:51pm Joseph is offline…  
3:51pm Joseph is online…  
3:52pm BRB… I have to go FAP. Be back in 3 minutes…  
3:53pm k i have freinds he got nothing i use my friends 2010 lancer he got 30000 in the motor ill smoke him.  
3:53pm OK hang on… we will lock this in too… I am fapping right now… just a moment.3:54pm so me a pic of ur car.  
3:54pm ok just a sec  
[http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs767.snc4/66768\_131895996860649\_100001207481897\_185527\_2337100\_n.jpg](http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs767.snc4/66768_131895996860649_100001207481897_185527_2337100_n.jpg)  
shits hot!.  
3:56p mk  
send me a pic of ur car not mine.  
3:58pm Joseph is offline…  
3:59pm Joseph is online…  
3:59pm ohhh my mistake I missunder stood you…  
3:59pm k send a pic of u car.  
4:00pm This is a shot from it in the garage… I just got back from rotating the tires today…  
[http://www.muscularmustangs.com/images5/johnforce2006mustang10.jpg](http://www.muscularmustangs.com/images5/johnforce2006mustang10.jpg).  
4:01pm thts not urs.  
4:01pm well not exaclty mine… but its a mustang. hang on ill fine mine…  
4:02pm k.  
4:03pm [http://www.dragracingonline.com/pmachine/images/uploads/75\_Thompson.jpg](http://www.dragracingonline.com/pmachine/images/uploads/75_Thompson.jpg)  
thats from the last weekend from LVD… ran a 8.4.  
4:04pm haha.  
4:04pm dont LOL at my 8.5… it was heatsoaked.  
4:05pm k really i want to see ur real car.  
4:05pm Dude that is, look close thats my name on the driver side glass  
is this your car??? [http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs377.ash2/65590\_131044426945806\_100001207481897\_182648\_7310379\_n.jpg](http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs377.ash2/65590_131044426945806_100001207481897_182648_7310379_n.jpg).  
4:08pm Joseph is offline…  
4:09pm Joseph is online…  
4:09pm yeah.  
4:09pm you live in NY right?.  
4:09pm yaeh  
i would smoke u in tht one to.  
4:10pm really? how the hell did you get a Pineapple tree to grow in this climate?.  
4:11pm i didnt i took the pic from were i bought it.  
4:12pm where did you buy it? Canada?.  
4:12pm no flordia.  
4:12pm Ohh that makes sense now.  
Do you have any sisters?.  
4:13pm yeah.  
4:13pm are they single?.  
4:13pm no.4  
:13pm bummer… are they into swinging?

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/49 "2010-10-15T13:17:06Z")

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> [@well... hopefully no more GTO\> newman's STi threads... (a few new pics, page 2)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-hopefully-no-more-gto-newmans-sti-threads-a-few-new-pics-page-2/35897/28):
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> dont think so, its a 7.5 sec, 750hp, twin turbo K03S, 275mph honda… which is famous.

Don’t forget its got Lamborghini Honda parts from Germany!!!

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/50 "2010-10-15T13:18:41Z")

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friend request sent

you fuckers realize that if you do meet up with this kid, SOMeONE on here MUST get ahold of me right? Mr. I8URVTEC himself.

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/51 "2010-10-15T13:27:30Z")

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4:13pm yeah  
so dude i want to race but my girl said i cant .  
4:16pm What??? whos your girl??.  
4:17pm dont worry.  
4:17pm k  
You are scared arnt you?.  
4:18pm no i just dont want to fight with my girl.  
4:18pm your scared just say it…  
4:19pm im not ill bring my girl with me and me and my girl will smoke u .  
4:19pm if you were a real man you would telle her to shut the fuck up and get you a sandwich… I am going street racing.  
wait so now she is going too?.  
4:19pm ill bring her with me .  
4:20pm ohh ok then. any pics of your girl?.  
4:21pm yeah but u ant getting a pic cause i said ill meet u at stewerts at 230 am.  
4:21pm That doesnt make any sense what you just said. I just want to see what she looks like so I dont try to hit on her infront of you.

and he went offline. HHAHAHHAHAHAH so much win in here. Someone please show up at “the” stewarts at 2:30am please!!!

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/52 "2010-10-15T13:28:02Z")

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> [@NBC JourneyMan](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nbc-journeyman/35902/5):
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> friend request sent
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> you fuckers realize that if you do meet up with this kid, SOMeONE on here MUST get ahold of me right? Mr. I8URVTEC himself.

2:30am I already locked it in for you! go for it :lol

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/53 "2010-10-15T13:28:42Z")

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wait hes back!

4:28pm k i i would kill u if u hit on her i carry a gun in my car.  
4:28pm Ohh really.

LOL

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/54 "2010-10-15T13:35:44Z")

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> [@WTB: 92-95 honda civic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-92-95-honda-civic/35634/14):
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> 2:30am I already locked it in for you! go for it :lol

you honestly think this tard will show up?

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/55 "2010-10-15T13:42:56Z")

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/56 "2010-10-15T13:49:13Z")

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RECAP: :lol

RECAP:

2:15pm who is this.  
2:15pm just a fellow import racer.  
2:15pm k .  
2:15pm so you wana run?.  
2:15pm yeah.  
2:15pm word…  
2:15pm yeah.  
2:15pm what u runnin?.  
2:15pm sportman.  
2:16pm huh I am talkin street racing not dirt…  
2:16pm k i run a honda2:16pm nice me too… what motor u got? any turbz?  
I run a 2JZ  
You there??? time is money man… We gunna lock it in or what???.2:36pmi have a twin turbo  
why u want to race.  
2:38pmNice… what size turbo?  
I would like to race but its still raining out…  
2:38pmi dkn the biggest one.  
2:38pmsick! must be a K03S… they are nuts  
how much power like 500hp?.  
2:39pmi,m running 750 hp.  
2:39pmSHIT! must be a t3/t3 then  
damn!.  
2:40pmyeah so u want to race still.  
2:40pmI dont know… I only have a NA built mustang cobra. do you think I have a chance?.  
2:40pmno.  
2:40pmwhat do you mean?  
Is it really thast fast?.  
2:42pmi think u wouldnt have a chance cause my car is a 7.5 sec car.  
2:43pmWOW thats fast… you have a chute on that beast?.  
2:43pmyeah.  
2:43pmcool…  
2:44pmnoew u still want to race.  
2:44pmYeah i still might… I just put a bigger NOS shot on mine. last time I was on the track I ran a 11.5.  
2:45pmwell it to slow.  
2:45pmhow it too slow??? it was only 4 seconds slower b4 than yours now I have more NOZ.  
it will be a good close race  
2:48pm k  
i aalos got a mustang cobra  
i race u with my 2010 mustange cobra.  
2:48pm did you get the 7 speed option in that 2010 cobra??? I wish mine had it.  
2:48pm yeah .  
2:49pm Nooo shit  
Dude I dont know, you sound like you have way faster cars than I do… .  
2:49pm so would u rather race tht.  
2:49pm No I still think I can take that honda… .  
2:50pm u defantliy cant.  
2:50pm If you build it they will come, didnt your parents teach you that?  
I will run you tomorrow night, 3AM.  
2:51pm k.  
2:52pm So where do you want to run??? AFCO raceway?.  
2:52pm no i race u right down the north way from ext 13 to 18.  
2:53pm how many miles is that between 13-18??? I only top out at 210mph… .  
2:54pm i top out 240.  
2:54pm you must have a big wing on that thing then!.  
2:54pm yeah.  
2:54pm how big?.  
2:55pm 950 sq ft.  
2:55pm DAMN thats bigger than my house!.  
2:55pm jk it only 250 sq ft  
so u think u can bet me.  
2:57pm I really dont know! I only have a BOOMX wing on mine.  
2:57pm haha.  
2:57pm Well what are we racing for then?.  
2:58pm 700 cash.  
2:58pm 600.  
2:58pm 650.  
2:59pm 800… but thats as low as ill go, your faster than me.  
2:59pm 850.  
2:59pm fine deal.  
2:59pm well k.  
3:00pm nice its locked in then  
will Monica come too?.  
3:01pm monica who.  
3:01pm MONICAAAAAAA.  
3:02pm monica who.  
3:02pm you know who she is… doesnt matter… Kal to the finish line! LETS RACE  
What wheels do you have on that honda?.  
3:02pm k ur going to lose .  
3:02pm NO fuggin way  
i have somethign up my sleve.  
3:03pm k i but a bigger tank of nos in my car to.  
3:04pm how may gallons?.  
3:04pm 20 gallons.  
3:04pm then enough to blow up the honda factory in Germany!!! DAYUM.  
3:05pm yeah.3:05pmwhere do you get all these crasy parts! I never heard of them befor?.  
3:06pm out of germany.  
3:06pm From the Lambo plant???.  
3:07pm yeah.  
3:08pm I wish I could afford Lambo Honda parts for my Mustang Cobra.  
3:08pm well i can so u still want to race my car will max out at 275.  
3:09pm how did tyou just gain 35MPH in the last 10 minutes???.  
3:09pm with the nos.  
3:09pm you just put it on while we were locking this in ???.  
3:10pm k so u going to lose ur 850 so  
u scared.  
3:11pm no, my grandparents own an RV dealership so I have alot of money to blow…  
3:12pm k well i got more money to blow then u i got 230000 in my pocket right now.  
3:12pm BULLSHIT… take a pic of it and post it on your wall.  
3:28pm Yo, my mom wants to know if this street race is safe? your a good driver right?.3:28pm yeah.  
3:28pm what licenses do u have?  
I only have fast ones…  
3:29pm i have my cdl.  
3:29pm I only have ny license to kill… thats about it.  
thats from a song! ROFL.  
3:29pm k  
3:30pm Wait… your not the guy with the red Prelude and the CF hood… are you???.3:30pm yes i am.  
3:31pm Dude your famous…  
3:31pm yeah.  
3:31pm how did you get to be so cool?.  
3:32pm by street racing.  
3:32pm really?.  
3:33pm yeah.  
3:33pm I am famous too… my movie is coming out today…  
3:34pm k.  
3:34pm you going to see it? Its JackAss 3D  
I was an extra in it. I helped hold Steve -o’s balls while we tattoo’d his ankle…  
3:35pm k.  
3:35pm Nice ill save you a seat. you bringin any girls?.  
3:36pm so u scared arnt u.  
3:36pm About the movie? nahh it will be fun…  
3:36pm yeah.  
3:37pm Why would I be scared of the movie?.  
3:37pm no im tlking about the race.  
3:37pm ohh I thought we were talking about JackAss 3d.  
3:38pm no  
so dont be scared u racing a honda.  
3:41pm I aint scared of anything I was in the Vietnam war.  
3:41pm k so im not scared im a dirty driver thow  
u be at the starting line and ill be mid way.  
3:44pm thats some sneaky shit… you better not have any guns or kneegrows following you.  
I have friend that wants to run you after I loose… he has a 2jz AWD Civic hatch, with an extra spark plug for each cylinder. .  
3:46pm k i got people but if u want to race u got to dael with a street racer shit  
well i dont think they want to cause i do the same to hime.  
3:47pm He said he would race you for 229980… so whenyou loose you still have 20$ in yoru pocket for a taxi ride home!.  
3:51pm Joseph is offline…  
3:51pm Joseph is online…  
3:52pm BRB… I have to go FAP. Be back in 3 minutes…  
3:53pm k i have freinds he got nothing i use my friends 2010 lancer he got 30000 in the motor ill smoke him.  
3:53pm OK hang on… we will lock this in too… I am fapping right now… just a moment.3:54pm so me a pic of ur car.  
3:54pm ok just a sec  
[http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-](http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-)…\_2337100\_n.jpg  
shits hot!.  
3:56p mk  
send me a pic of ur car not mine.  
3:58pm Joseph is offline…  
3:59pm Joseph is online…  
3:59pm ohhh my mistake I missunder stood you…  
3:59pm k send a pic of u car.  
4:00pm This is a shot from it in the garage… I just got back from rotating the tires today…  
[http://www.muscularmustangs.com/imag...6mustang10.jpg](http://www.muscularmustangs.com/imag...6mustang10.jpg).  
4:01pm thts not urs.  
4:01pm well not exaclty mine… but its a mustang. hang on ill fine mine…  
4:02pm k.  
4:03pm [http://www.dragracingonline.com/pmac...5\_Thompson.jpg](http://www.dragracingonline.com/pmac...5_Thompson.jpg)  
thats from the last weekend from LVD… ran a 8.4.  
4:04pm haha.  
4:04pm dont LOL at my 8.5… it was heatsoaked.  
4:05pm k really i want to see ur real car.  
4:05pm Dude that is, look close thats my name on the driver side glass  
is this your car??? [http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-](http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-)…\_7310379\_n.jpg.  
4:08pm Joseph is offline…  
4:09pm Joseph is online…  
4:09pm yeah.  
4:09pm you live in NY right?.  
4:09pm yaeh  
i would smoke u in tht one to.  
4:10pm really? how the hell did you get a Pineapple tree to grow in this climate?.  
4:11pm i didnt i took the pic from were i bought it.  
4:12pm where did you buy it? Canada?.  
4:12pm no flordia.  
4:12pm Ohh that makes sense now.  
Do you have any sisters?.  
4:13pm yeah.  
4:13pm are they single?.  
4:13pm no.  
4:13pm bummer… are they into swinging?  
4:13pm yeah  
so dude i want to race but my girl said i cant .  
4:16pm What??? whos your girl??.  
4:17pm dont worry.  
4:17pm k  
You are scared arnt you?.  
4:18pm no i just dont want to fight with my girl.  
4:18pm your scared just say it…  
4:19pm im not ill bring my girl with me and me and my girl will smoke u .  
4:19pm if you were a real man you would telle her to shut the fuck up and get you a sandwich… I am going street racing.  
wait so now she is going too?.  
4:19pm ill bring her with me .  
4:20pm ohh ok then. any pics of your girl?.  
4:21pm yeah but u ant getting a pic cause i said ill meet u at stewerts at 230 am.  
4:21pm That doesnt make any sense what you just said. I just want to see what she looks like so I dont try to hit on her infront of you.  
4:28pm k i i would kill u if u hit on her i carry a gun in my car.  
4:28pm Ohh really.  
4:28pm yeah.  
4:29pm Well I supose your GF isnt the greatest looker, so I doubt I would hit on her anyways… so we shoulld be ok…  
4:30pm k bull shit she is 18 5’5 blonde hair blue eyes .  
4:30pm Ohh that really narrows it right down. You dating Lindsay Lohan?.  
4:30pm no.  
4:30pm who then?.  
4:31pm ashely .  
4:31pm ohh Ashley Moynihan??? I know her.  
4:32pm no.  
4:32pm ohh whats her lastname? I know alot of ashleys around you…  
4:32pm dont worry.  
4:33pm I dont worry, I just wanted to know incase I might know her… just looking out for you man…  
4:33pm why.  
4:34pm Just to make sure shes not a crazy person who might turn us in for street racing at 200+mph on the northway  
Dude is it tru that Ashleys usually have big bushes?.  
4:36pm some of them mine dont.  
4:36pm nice shaven beeve is the best isnt it?.  
4:36pm yeah.  
4:38pm My gf wont shave her beeve… its such a pain… how did you get yours to do it?.4:39pm easy i told her to or i was leaving her.  
4:41pm nice dude thats what I told her to make her give me a rim job.

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/57 "2010-10-15T14:06:20Z")

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Which Stewarts? I’ll be there.

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/58 "2010-10-15T14:08:11Z")

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Why haven’t you hit on granny yet? She looks super hot with that cig in her mouth.

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/59 "2010-10-15T20:05:56Z")

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> [@well... hopefully no more GTO\> newman's STi threads... (a few new pics, page 2)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-hopefully-no-more-gto-newmans-sti-threads-a-few-new-pics-page-2/35897/23):
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> Anyone notice the bit that was my idea taken from 2 Fast 2 Furious there at the end that the kid completely fell for? PRICELESS. Bahahahaha

I didnt know pizza places made engines

I THINK EVERY CAR ENTHUSIAST has watched that movie. Does this kid even HAVE a CAR?

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**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-race-all-the-custom-hondas-and-smoke-them/255057/60 "2010-10-15T20:46:24Z")

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Im in fucking tears. But by far best comment in this whole thread by far is the " my grandparents own an RV dealership". The "sweet palm trees what exit is that had me fucking dying. I have a corrections officer exam at 9 am and if this kid comes out i will come out at 3am for this one. Please someone contact me.

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