# I raced an mini van today...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [August 22, 2008, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481 "2008-08-22T09:33:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/1 "2008-08-22T09:33:59Z")

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…and kicked its ass. Badly.

The story goes as such. sHe pulls up next to me, black on black, mean sounding as hell (no muffler). The brakes were louder than anything.she Wanted to run to the next light so I obliged and blew her 5 big doors off, 1 cars from the launch, ending with about 2 car length win. When she went by I gave her a wave and the 10 little kids in the back gave me the finger . The old dude in the blazer behind me went by, honked, and blew me a big kiss. Let 2008 begin!

Oh and no im holier than shit “you shouldnt be street racing bro” if you cant win I know that already. But I did it. And I won. And thats it.

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**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/2 "2008-08-22T09:34:45Z")

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you da man, man

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/3 "2008-08-22T09:41:11Z")

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dayem sonn u showed dat minivan whoz boss

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/4 "2008-08-22T09:42:07Z")

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shit son

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/5 "2008-08-22T09:42:33Z")

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:crackup

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/6 "2008-08-22T09:42:43Z")

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DID TEH MINIVAN HAVE TEH NAWZZZZZ!!!

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**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/7 "2008-08-22T09:43:29Z")

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![http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc318/Foxx7815/Krazy%20Cat%20pictures/Krazy-Cat-Pics_word.jpg](http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc318/Foxx7815/Krazy%20Cat%20pictures/Krazy-Cat-Pics_word.jpg) :lol

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**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/8 "2008-08-22T09:43:37Z")

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I call BS!

(haha)

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**Author:** ![bluebyyoudsm](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluebyyoudsm/32/6368_2.png) [@bluebyyoudsm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bluebyyoudsm)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/9 "2008-08-22T09:44:28Z")

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:crackup

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**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/10 "2008-08-22T09:48:23Z")

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b.s well ok i got the van by a fender  
 ![http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg281/1StarDriver/Misc%20photos/Ricer-van.jpg](http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg281/1StarDriver/Misc%20photos/Ricer-van.jpg)

 ![http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o11/lostdeepwithin/Night%20Of%20the%20living%20Bass/NightOfTheLivingBass003.jpg](http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o11/lostdeepwithin/Night%20Of%20the%20living%20Bass/NightOfTheLivingBass003.jpg)

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/11 "2008-08-22T09:58:17Z")

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I call BS.

**2008 Dodge Caravan SXT (Performance Model)**

180 HP V6 with 4-speed Automatic

**2000+ Volkswagon Beetle Turbo S (Performance Model)**

180 HP 1.8 T I4

I mean it’s not out of the realm to think that he may have actually beat you… :ninja

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**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/12 "2008-08-22T10:05:19Z")

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his wing and vw racing sticker adds at least 22.4 whp

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**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/13 "2008-08-22T10:06:27Z")

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im around 280hp with 50 shot when bottle is full :lol

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/14 "2008-08-22T10:07:09Z")

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Joe wants to put a 50 shot on my car. :ohnoes

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/15 "2008-08-22T10:17:56Z")

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chris i love your new sig :lol

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/16 "2008-08-22T11:28:32Z")

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> [@stockcarboy](#):
>
> …and kicked its ass. Badly.
> 
> The story goes as such. sHe pulls up next to me, black on black, mean sounding as hell (no muffler). The brakes were louder than anything.she Wanted to run to the next light so I obliged and blew her 5 big doors off, 1 cars from the launch, ending with about 2 car length win. When she went by I gave her a wave and the 10 little kids in the back gave me the finger . The old dude in the blazer behind me went by, honked, and blew me a big kiss. Let 2008 begin!
> 
> Oh and no im holier than shit “you shouldnt be street racing bro” if you cant win I know that already. But I did it. And I won. And thats it.

why would u waste gas on that?

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**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/17 "2008-08-22T11:48:06Z")

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over your head. i was being a smart ass copying pantsparty post . ablibing it

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**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/18 "2008-08-22T11:50:11Z")

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> [@stockcarboy](#):
>
> over your head. i was being a smart ass copying pantsparty post . ablibing it

ahhh, gotcha

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/19 "2008-08-22T11:52:34Z")

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Thought this looked familiar :ponder

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**Author:** ![stockcarboy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stockcarboy/32/6303_2.png) [@stockcarboy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stockcarboy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-raced-an-mini-van-today/238481/20 "2008-08-22T12:52:08Z")

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here ya go [http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=1748.0](http://shift518.com/index.php?topic=1748.0)

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