# I said heat my sandwich up now! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 14, 2006, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764 "2006-04-14T06:46:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/1 "2006-04-14T06:46:41Z")
[http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/14/microwave.killing.ap/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/14/microwave.killing.ap/index.html) > UNIONTOWN, Pennsylvania (AP) – A man threw a microwave at his girlfriend, then fatally beat her after she refused to heat up sandwiches, police said… > After returning home and checking McCann for a pulse – and finding none – he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor’s home and asking them to call 911, police said. Seriously… WTF is wrong with people? ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/2 "2006-04-14T06:49:04Z")
well she didnt make dinner what do u want from him ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/3 "2006-04-14T07:07:36Z")
BAHAHAHAHAHAA “Went down stairs and drank a beer before calling 911 again” This guy is awesome and 58 too…sweet! ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/4 "2006-04-14T07:29:24Z")
Why don’t husbands teach their wives how to ski? cause theres no snow in the kitchen. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/5 "2006-04-14T07:39:31Z")
Wow that guy is fucking loon. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/6 "2006-04-14T08:47:26Z")
> [@nitroinsane](#): > > well she didnt make dinner what do u want from him :lol: ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/7 "2006-04-14T11:17:29Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > Wow that guy is fucking loon. whoa no way man really now ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/8 "2006-04-14T11:19:53Z")
> [@nitroinsane](#): > > well she didnt make dinner what do u want from him I’m going to hell for laughing at that. :lol: ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/9 "2006-04-14T12:12:12Z")
> [@ghettostyleTA](#): > > whoa no way man really now Yes as a matter of fact ---
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/10 "2006-04-14T13:03:24Z")
I guess **that’s** what you do when you’ve already told the bitch twice… ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/11 "2006-04-14T13:06:14Z")
hrm… ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/12 "2006-04-15T06:42:43Z")
Im spending the weekend in Pittsburgh, that was on the local news. Nobody believes me that western pennsylvania might as well be considered the deep south. Whole lotta white trash up in this place. ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/13 "2006-04-15T06:49:11Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > > I’m going to hell for laughing at that. :lol: see yah there ---
**Author:** ![SubaruDan](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/subarudan/32/7195_2.png) [@SubaruDan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SubaruDan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/14 "2006-04-15T08:48:57Z")
so wait, he got up off the couch walked to the microwave picked it up and threw it at her wouldnt it have been easier to just put the sadwich in the microwave, I mean he was obviously already standing by it oh and let me take a guess as to what kind of beer he was drinking… I’m thinking the Beast… no wait… PBR ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/15 "2006-04-15T11:43:57Z")
pbr is champagne compared to that IC swill they drink out here. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/16 "2006-04-15T12:05:39Z")
how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?.. hand that bitch a shovel!!! ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-said-heat-my-sandwich-up-now/10764/17 "2006-04-15T12:58:17Z")
HEY DANIELLE MAKE ME A SANDWICH OR…