# I seriously hope ...

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**Created:** [June 28, 2007, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-seriously-hope/31635 "2007-06-28T07:53:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2007, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-seriously-hope/31635/24 "2007-06-28T10:32:37Z")

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I can’t complain since I chose my job, not forced upon me. But here is a lot of my standard rants at work

Me: How can I help you?

Customer: I need my WEP key.

Me: Ok just one moment.

… logged into router remotely, checked security, WEP not enabled.  
Me: Sir why do you think you need this key?

Customer: Well I was told I need this sort of key thinger to get online.

Me: Have you tried opening Internet Explorer to get to your homepage?

Customer: OMG its working, you are a life saver!!!

or

Customer: 10 minutes of pissing and moaning about previous techs not fixing his issue, then saying its our network’s reason he can’t get online.

Me: Can you press the Internet on/off button on the modem sir?

Customer: 10 minutes more of pissing and moaning about how he never pressed that button that it magically came on and that he shouldn’t have to press it.

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