# I smell skanks

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 18, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000 "2006-10-18T22:43:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Tkklemann](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tkklemann/32/7298_2.png) [@Tkklemann](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tkklemann)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/21 "2006-10-19T04:48:51Z")

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> [@Rx3](#):
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> You owe me a ten second car.
> 
> _All of you._

It’s impossible for it to be a DSM, so you need to pick another car…

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**Author:** ![Tkklemann](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tkklemann/32/7298_2.png) [@Tkklemann](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tkklemann)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 4:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/22 "2006-10-19T04:49:16Z")

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Sir, the radar sir, it appears to be…

Jammed…

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 5:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/23 "2006-10-19T05:00:17Z")

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they’ve gone plaid

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**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/24 "2006-10-19T05:32:34Z")

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See Ya…

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/25 "2006-10-19T05:36:07Z")

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> [@drvnkd](#):
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> they’ve gone plaid

How many Assholes are on this ship?

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**Author:** ![OneFastMonkey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onefastmonkey/32/7241_2.png) [@OneFastMonkey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OneFastMonkey)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/26 "2006-10-19T05:36:12Z")

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I aint never narced on nobody :bloated:

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/27 "2006-10-19T05:37:38Z")

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Vince: Why don’t you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faggot!  
Brian: I like the tuna here.  
Vince: Bullshit, asshole, no one likes the tuna here!  
Brian: Yeah, well I do.

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**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/28 "2006-10-19T05:37:55Z")

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nobody here likes the Tuna!

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/29 "2006-10-19T05:38:09Z")

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Too soon junior.

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/30 "2006-10-19T05:38:32Z")

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> [@JaysGreenLX](#):
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> How many Assholes are on this ship?

YO!

KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 6:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/31 "2006-10-19T06:19:40Z")

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i said across her nose, not up it.

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**Author:** ![steve1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steve1/32/7283_2.png) [@steve1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steve1)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/32 "2006-10-19T06:24:58Z")

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my sig says it all…

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**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/33 "2006-10-19T06:29:10Z")

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Only one man would dare give me the raspberry

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**Author:** ![Rust-E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/87869e/32.png) [@Rust-E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rust-E)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/34 "2006-10-19T06:33:31Z")

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i like his hair cut… me too!

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/35 "2006-10-19T06:34:05Z")

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he’s my cousin

(OT: rubicant’s new title: **“manual transmission” not an option** )

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/36 "2006-10-19T06:53:14Z")

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Dear heavenly… uh…  
spirit.  
spirit. thank you. thank you for direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. Amen.

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/37 "2006-10-19T07:21:30Z")

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Brian Earl Spilner. Sounds like a serial killer. Is that what you are?!

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/38 "2006-10-19T07:27:06Z")

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typical white boy name

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**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/39 "2006-10-19T08:27:13Z")

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Toretto STOP RIGHT THERE!

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/40 "2006-10-19T08:37:43Z")

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You idiots… You’ve captured their stunt doubles.

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