# I smell skanks **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 18, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000 "2006-10-18T22:43:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![thelosthero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/thelosthero/32/4957_2.png) [@thelosthero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/thelosthero)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/81 "2006-10-21T19:04:28Z")
where’d ya get that car blondie the bottom of a crackerjack box heh good one fonzzy ---
**Author:** ![ChevyChase](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chevychase/32/4952_2.png) [@ChevyChase](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ChevyChase)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/82 "2006-10-21T19:28:49Z")
[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-994916654644459803](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-994916654644459803) “Too soon jr” as posted before & ricer fly by! you know for the fast and the furious, when that movie came out, it was pretty cool. nice cars, and alot of action. even tho the cars came out of a cracker jack box. ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 3:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/83 "2006-10-22T03:18:04Z")
I see your schwartz is as big as mine… ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/84 "2006-10-22T13:47:36Z")
PC load letter?! ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/85 "2006-10-22T14:06:36Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > PC load letter?! Sounds like a case of the Mondays… ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/86 "2006-10-22T17:05:42Z")
You know how, uh, when you grab a woman’s breast, and you feel it, and it, uh, feels like a bag of sand? ---
**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/87 "2006-10-22T17:15:00Z")
even the cops are hollywood in hollywood i dont blame you, i’d get off on her servailence photos too pal ---
**Author:** ![ChevyChase](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/chevychase/32/4952_2.png) [@ChevyChase](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ChevyChase)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/88 "2006-10-22T18:54:15Z")
“I didn’t want to disturb you. You were balls deep in that turtle of yours.” “I love my turtle…” ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/89 "2006-10-22T19:29:34Z")
> [@BikerFry](#): > > PC load letter?! What the FUCK does that mean? Littering and… ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/90 "2006-10-22T19:31:34Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > Littering and… littering and smoking the refer… Now to teach you boys a lesson, officer Rabbit and I gonna sit here and watch you smoke the whole bag… ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/91 "2006-10-22T20:38:10Z")
I don’t want a large. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/92 "2006-10-22T20:39:08Z")
> [@Sc1chik](#): > > I don’t want a large. I want a goddamn litre o’ cola. I don’t know what that is… ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/93 "2006-10-22T20:40:13Z")
Maybe you should just go by Mike…Why?? I had a perfectly good name until that no talent ass clown won a couple grammys. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/94 "2006-10-23T06:15:18Z")
Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die… Hmm, should have gone with (a). ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/95 "2006-10-23T07:46:52Z")
Smoke my pole! ---
**Author:** ![thelosthero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/thelosthero/32/4957_2.png) [@thelosthero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/thelosthero)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/96 "2006-10-23T08:53:55Z")
> [@OneFastMonkey](#): > > What are you so happy about? > Dude, I almost had you! > Almost had me? Almost had me, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you never had your car! > HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA > :gay3: granny shifting not double clutching like u should ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/97 "2006-10-23T09:35:59Z")
Vince: Talk to me Jesse something aint right Jesse: Its you’re fuel map…its got a nasty hole. Lengthen the injector pulse a millisecond and tune you’re NOS Timer and you’ll run 9s ---
**Author:** ![NA-KING](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/na-king/32/7515_2.png) [@NA-KING](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NA-KING)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/98 "2006-10-23T15:04:55Z")
> [@Xander](#): > > Road’s closed pizza boy, find another way home. > > X… “God damn street racers!” ---
**Author:** ![\_nails](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/58956e/32.png) [@\_nails](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_nails)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/99 "2006-10-23T16:02:06Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > Maybe you should just go by Mike…Why?? I had a perfectly good name until that no talent ass clown won a couple grammys. Get out! This is a no office humor zone. ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000/100 "2006-10-23T17:14:59Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > I don’t know what that is… Litre is French for… give me my fuckin cola before i break YOUR FUCKING LIP! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-smell-skanks/19000.md?page=6)