# "I swear I do not have a monkey under my hat" v. FL

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-swear-i-do-not-have-a-monkey-under-my-hat-v-fl/33609>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 8, 2007, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-swear-i-do-not-have-a-monkey-under-my-hat-v-fl/33609 "2007-08-08T09:24:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-swear-i-do-not-have-a-monkey-under-my-hat-v-fl/33609/1 "2007-08-08T09:24:10Z")

</div>

[http://www.local10.com/news/13847360/detail.html](http://www.local10.com/news/13847360/detail.html)

and no it was not a yellow hat surprisingly

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-swear-i-do-not-have-a-monkey-under-my-hat-v-fl/33609/2 "2007-08-08T09:35:36Z")

</div>

My love just grows and grows.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-swear-i-do-not-have-a-monkey-under-my-hat-v-fl/33609/3 "2007-08-08T09:38:08Z")

</div>

lol reminds me of grandma’s boy 🤣

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-swear-i-do-not-have-a-monkey-under-my-hat-v-fl/33609/4 "2007-08-08T10:15:22Z")

</div>

Is Florida just a haven for people who do retarded shit or what?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-swear-i-do-not-have-a-monkey-under-my-hat-v-fl/33609/5 "2007-08-08T10:18:32Z")

</div>

lol heard this on the radio. awesome

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-swear-i-do-not-have-a-monkey-under-my-hat-v-fl/33609/6 "2007-08-08T10:37:25Z")

</div>

“Sir, we’re going to need you to take off your shoes because you might be hiding a bomb, but your 5 gallon hat is fine”.