# "I swear I do not have a monkey under my hat" v. FL

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**Created:** [August 8, 2007, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-swear-i-do-not-have-a-monkey-under-my-hat-v-fl/33609 "2007-08-08T09:24:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2007, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-swear-i-do-not-have-a-monkey-under-my-hat-v-fl/33609/6 "2007-08-08T10:37:25Z")

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“Sir, we’re going to need you to take off your shoes because you might be hiding a bomb, but your 5 gallon hat is fine”.

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