# I think Citrix just divided by zero.

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 18, 2008, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189 "2008-06-18T07:34:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/1 "2008-06-18T07:34:40Z")

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Windows running on a UNIX client installed on a Mac phone.

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My head hurts. 😕

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/2 "2008-06-18T07:35:56Z")

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OSX is a Unix operating system. Don’t act so surprised Fry.

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/3 "2008-06-18T07:38:18Z")

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lol. noob.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/4 "2008-06-18T07:39:28Z")

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Oh and stop reading [digg.com](http://digg.com). That shit will fry your brain cells.

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/5 "2008-06-18T07:42:48Z")

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I use something like this to turn old pcs into thin clients for citrix…

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/6 "2008-06-18T07:43:43Z")

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that would be outstanding… but will never happen, sadly

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/7 "2008-06-18T07:43:54Z")

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My brain cells were born Fry’d.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/8 "2008-06-18T07:48:39Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/9 "2008-06-18T07:51:48Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> My brain cells were born Fry’d.

:lol:

:uhh:

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/10 "2008-06-18T07:58:51Z")

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digg ftw

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/11 "2008-06-18T08:05:44Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![DeusExMachina](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deusexmachina/32/5036_2.png) [@DeusExMachina](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeusExMachina)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/12 "2008-06-18T08:13:27Z")

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It was just acting as a thin client. Ever hear of VNC or Remote Desktop?

I have a VNC viewer installed on my iPhone too.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/13 "2008-06-18T08:25:49Z")

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You nerds overanalyze everything.

“Well it’s just a thin client emulating a virtual machine in a UNIX environment remotely pinging my cock blah blah blah.”  
 ![http://shockingbird.com/glomer2/members/image_edit/resizer/downloads/Nick_Burns.jpg](http://shockingbird.com/glomer2/members/image_edit/resizer/downloads/Nick_Burns.jpg)

It’s Windows running on an iPhone! It’s funny! STFU! :zong:

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**Author:** ![DeusExMachina](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deusexmachina/32/5036_2.png) [@DeusExMachina](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeusExMachina)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/14 "2008-06-18T08:35:48Z")

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Hilarious. I laugh every time I remote to my PC at home.

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**Author:** ![RedrRocket](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrrocket/32/7193_2.png) [@RedrRocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedrRocket)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/15 "2008-06-18T08:57:49Z")

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i loaded the touchpad app but havent really messed around with it.

i have been having tons of package download failed errors lately.

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**Author:** ![DeusExMachina](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deusexmachina/32/5036_2.png) [@DeusExMachina](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeusExMachina)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/16 "2008-06-18T09:42:40Z")

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> [@RedrRocket](#):
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> i loaded the touchpad app but havent really messed around with it.
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> i have been having tons of package download failed errors lately.

I’ve been trying to update VNSea for about a week and I keep getting errors. ☹

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-citrix-just-divided-by-zero/50189/17 "2008-06-18T09:42:44Z")

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been using vnsea on my iphonw for a while can control mac, pc, you name it
