# I think I found the ugliest car in existance

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [October 7, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608 "2007-10-07T18:37:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/1 "2007-10-07T18:37:42Z")

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So today I stumbled upon this fine piece of '80’s Ford technology for $300 (you could get $150 at least for scrap!). The body looked like swiss cheese. I didn’t know woodgrain could rust. Paint= none. Hubcaps= none. Vintage 80’s tape deck= check! Woodgrain luggage rack= oh yeah! Working A/C and power options- amazingly yes. So I decided hammer on this thing on the back roads of Tonawanda. After I was satisfied that I couldn’t kill it, I brought it back. The owner had owned it since new, and had properly maintained this pile well for some odd reason. So I’m thinking of buying it, for the following reasons:

-Drifting  
-Hitting things  
-Offroad fun  
-Moving next week- I could use that luggage rack.  
-Towing cars around.  
-Jumping it off stuff  
-General mayhem that will be videotaped

The car:

![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v191/jettagli1991/aturd2.jpg?t=1191807163](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v191/jettagli1991/aturd2.jpg?t=1191807163)

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v191/jettagli1991/Turd.jpg?t=1191807231](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v191/jettagli1991/Turd.jpg?t=1191807231)

The last car’s fate for those who don’t remember:

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v191/jettagli1991/Lincoln1.jpg?t=1191807305](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v191/jettagli1991/Lincoln1.jpg?t=1191807305)

:ohyeah:

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/2 "2007-10-07T18:43:06Z")

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do it!!! i’ll help you ruin it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/3 "2007-10-07T18:57:51Z")

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[quote=“dawn,post:2,topic:36608"”]

do it!!! i’ll help you ruin it. 🙂

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The interior?

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/4 "2007-10-07T19:16:55Z")

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[quote=“ultradriver10000,post:3,topic:36608"”]

The interior?

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> [@BikerFry](#):
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> “No seriously officer, it’s just an internet message board full of retards yelling at each other for spelling mistakes and hitting on this girl named dawn.”

dot. (Innuendo counts.)

Anyhow, the first mod should be Hacksaw Motorsports weight reduction/high flow exhaust system.

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**Author:** ![BDR5oh](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bdr5oh/32/7315_2.png) [@BDR5oh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BDR5oh)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/5 "2007-10-07T19:21:33Z")

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Clark Griswald …

you just got yourself the family truckster …

does the 3rd row seating still function ???

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/6 "2007-10-07T19:23:30Z")

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YES!!!

These cars fucking rule.

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**Author:** ![livin4hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@livin4hockey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/livin4hockey)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/7 "2007-10-07T19:31:28Z")

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Perfect find! Enjoy it if you buy it (which you definitely should).

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**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/8 "2007-10-07T20:04:48Z")

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we all should pitch in now an then and buy shitty cars just for that reason, Id be willing to throw in a little cash to help have fun and make great video all at the same time

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**Author:** ![rugsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rugsr/32/7474_2.png) [@rugsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rugsr)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/9 "2007-10-07T20:06:30Z")

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the family truckster

movie:vacation

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**Author:** ![Sansone](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sansone/32/4970_2.png) [@Sansone](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sansone)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/10 "2007-10-07T20:17:33Z")

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the muddy black car is impressive

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**Author:** ![fuzion1029](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fuzion1029/32/5162_2.png) [@fuzion1029](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fuzion1029)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/11 "2007-10-07T20:45:49Z")

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invites to help destroy?

shit, you could charge money like a theme park. prolly make money off the deal.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/12 "2007-10-07T21:23:43Z")

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I’ll buy in with a 20 sak.

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**Author:** ![RedSoxDude19](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/919ad9/32.png) [@RedSoxDude19](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedSoxDude19)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/13 "2007-10-07T21:27:11Z")

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Sleeper?

LoL, if you wanna fuck around with it, message me up, im in…ill bring the brew! Hahaha, that would be awesome.

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**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/14 "2007-10-07T21:30:15Z")

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[quote=“Minglor,post:12,topic:36608"”]

I’ll buy in with a 20 sak.

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The best part is the fuel lines were already replaced, in the same way as the lines in the Lincoln.😉 Everything was the same, it’s like the Lincoln’s ugly fat sister. Fuck it, if it’s still available tomorrow I’m buying this shit, the guy will let me drive home with his plates. I should enter it in the B.A.B.E Rally, it _might_ make it to New Orleans.

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 4:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/15 "2007-10-08T04:02:06Z")

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[quote=“BDR5oh,post:5,topic:36608"”]

Clark Griswald …

you just got yourself the family truckster …

does the 3rd row seating still function ???

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HOT

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/16 "2007-10-08T05:17:31Z")

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with the way the last one worked out, i don’t see how this couldn’t be awesome.

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/17 "2007-10-08T05:24:14Z")

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we need an “nyspeed derby” we should just all enter in the demo at the fair next year lol.

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**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 5:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/18 "2007-10-08T05:30:11Z")

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[quote=“airhead,post:14,topic:36608"”]

I should enter it in the B.A.B.E Rally, it _might_ make it to New Orleans.

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$250 limit ☹

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**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/19 "2007-10-08T05:52:02Z")

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[quote=“airhead”"]

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v191/jettagli1991/Turd.jpg?t=1191807231](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/1/0/109c75f8ac61d63be3d5aceb69ac610b71a84695.jpeg)

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Nothing quite like rusting wood 🤣

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**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2007, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-found-the-ugliest-car-in-existance/36608/20 "2007-10-08T05:53:27Z")

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![http://www.imcdb.org/images/025/982.jpg](http://www.imcdb.org/images/025/982.jpg).

you could go on vacation with it

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