# I think I have a cult next door...

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**Created:** [July 8, 2010, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-have-a-cult-next-door/253186 "2010-07-08T07:38:44Z")
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### Author: ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)
#### Post date: [July 8, 2010, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-i-have-a-cult-next-door/253186/15 "2010-07-08T08:55:06Z")

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> [@Things Fuzzyfish does at work](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/things-fuzzyfish-does-at-work/33397/5):
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> Sounds like stuff we do to each other here at work…although we do more physical damage such as getting bruises across the back from being slapped with those gel wrist pads (I was an intern then and turned my back instinctively), getting hit in the eye by a cardboard “ninja star” and having a welt from it for a few days, cracking laptop screens with bottles of soda that were kicked during our ‘football field goal game’, throwing rolls of seran wrap at each other and one dude saying “I’ll catch it with my teeth” and then almost being knocked out by the roll because his hands were behind his back, etc. lol.
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> I did the tape over optics thing a couple of times. I exacto knife it just right so you can’t even see it there lol.

Sounds like my office.

Shady, print out a giant “Secret Cult of Bambi Lovers: Now recruiting!” sign and post it next to their door.

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