# I think I'm going to die **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [August 8, 2006, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671 "2006-08-08T09:53:42Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/1 "2006-08-08T09:53:42Z")
I just ate Chicken with Garlic sauce. When i called the fuckers up I told them to make it a little more spicy than usual. Motherfuckers laced this shit with the tiny little peppers. I went through like 3 cups of milk, water wasn’t doing it. Then I forgot : i haven’t had milk in a long time… I’m probably kinda lactose intolerant too. So : 1. I have super spicy food in my stomach 2. I have like, 1 liter of milk in my stomach when I’m lactose intolerant. 3. The spicy food is CHINESE food too, so I’m just fucked to begin with. I think my asshole is in for a suprise. And by suprise, I mean a burning chunky milky surpise ---
### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/2 "2006-08-08T09:54:57Z")
If you do it at work watch out for uncle teds. ---
### Author: ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/3 "2006-08-08T09:57:44Z")
![http://www.nlhs.com/images/hindenburg/big_hindenburg_explodes_over_lakehurst.jpg](http://www.nlhs.com/images/hindenburg/big_hindenburg_explodes_over_lakehurst.jpg) ---
### Author: ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/4 "2006-08-08T09:58:51Z")
tubguy ---
### Author: ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/5 "2006-08-08T09:59:06Z")
ha haaaaaaa thats balllaaaaaa ---
### Author: ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/6 "2006-08-08T09:59:54Z")
awww poor lil fellow “I go down to the burning ring of fire” ---
### Author: ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/7 "2006-08-08T10:17:57Z")
just remember…i will always love you. ---
### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/8 "2006-08-08T10:18:54Z")
i like spicy shit. ---
### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/9 "2006-08-08T10:19:18Z")
so, ummm. where can i pick up the honda 2000? ---
### Author: ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/10 "2006-08-08T10:23:43Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > I think my asshole is in for a suprise. It will start with the bubble guts. Then the hot farts will make an entrance. You’ll be able to let them pass for a little while but soon it will start feeling like you are shitting your pants. Then, you get up from your desk running and holding your asshole. You fumble with the belt buckle while trying to sit down simultaneously. And to end it off, a nice hot bowl sprayer. Good luck buddy. ---
### Author: ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/11 "2006-08-08T10:30:47Z")
yer looking forward to a Ring Of Fire 🙂 ---
### Author: ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/12 "2006-08-08T10:32:00Z")
I also realized that I didn’t chew very much near the end, so these little peppers are still in their complete form, causing havok in my small intestine. I bet you when they touch my poop chute it will burn. Very badly. ---
### Author: ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/13 "2006-08-08T10:34:03Z")
sounds like a good meal! lolol but… burn in your poo is not a good time ☹ ---
### Author: ![SpenceSpeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spencespeed/32/7355_2.png) [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/14 "2006-08-08T10:44:56Z")
Pre-lube the chute with vaseline to minimize the burn…:lol: ---
### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/15 "2006-08-08T10:45:52Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > I bet you when they touch my poop chute it will burn. Very badly. Spicy food? Or sexual habits? ---
### Author: ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/16 "2006-08-08T10:46:10Z")
\>howies poop stories ---
### Author: ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/17 "2006-08-08T10:50:20Z")
> [@BuickGN](#): > > \>howies poop stories howies fart stories = howies poop stories they’re just ballllaaaaaaaaaaa ---
### Author: ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/18 "2006-08-08T10:56:53Z")
Can you get pics or maybe vid with your phone please. ---
### Author: ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/19 "2006-08-08T10:59:23Z")
its soo dam hottt… milk was a bad choice… ---
### Author: ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30) #### Post date: [August 8, 2006, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/20 "2006-08-08T11:00:58Z")
what i would do is eat a whole lot of ice cream now and when youre writing in pain on the shitter cuz the peppers are coming out in full force, cheer for the ice cream to come out next. COME ON ICE CREAM!!! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671.md?page=2)