# I think I'm going to die **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 8, 2006, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671 "2006-08-08T09:53:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/21 "2006-08-08T11:05:15Z")
Pics or ban…I wanna see rectal carnage ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/22 "2006-08-08T11:07:24Z")
I will miss you. They are going to find you like elvis. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/23 "2006-08-08T11:25:37Z")
> [@layzie](#): > > its soo dam hottt… > > milk was a bad choice… This chicken is good, but it is filling. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/24 "2006-08-08T11:39:11Z")
Just be carefull or it will end up all over the sealing…dont ask me how…it only happend once… ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/25 "2006-08-08T11:40:26Z")
![http://z.about.com/d/inventors/1/0/W/9/nuke1.jpg](http://z.about.com/d/inventors/1/0/W/9/nuke1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![raven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc348/32.png) [@raven](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/raven)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/26 "2006-08-08T12:26:44Z")
The real question is: will you be posting on forums, sitting on the can, with WiFi? :3 ---
**Author:** ![BAD99TA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BAD99TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BAD99TA)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/27 "2006-08-08T13:01:33Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > It will start with the bubble guts. > Then the hot farts will make an entrance. > You’ll be able to let them pass for a little while but soon it will start feeling like you are shitting your pants. > Then, you get up from your desk running and holding your asshole. > You fumble with the belt buckle while trying to sit down simultaneously. > And to end it off, a nice hot bowl sprayer. > > Good luck buddy. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/28 "2006-08-08T13:05:08Z")
Who needs wifi when you have EVDO? Oh btw, I still haven’t shat yet. I’m impressed. ---
**Author:** ![BAD99TA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BAD99TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BAD99TA)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/29 "2006-08-08T13:11:49Z")
Just remember not to force it…you could blow a ring. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/30 "2006-08-08T13:14:40Z")
> [@BAD99TA](#): > > Just remember not to force it…you could blow a ring. lol… there will be no forcing. He’ll be lucky if he’s able to clench at all. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/31 "2006-08-08T13:16:17Z")
> [@Nikuk](#): > > lol… there will be no forcing. > > He’ll be lucky if he’s able to clench at all. Don’t trip on the way to bowl. The second you break concentration…you will be filling up your socks. Ol’ gravy leg. ---
**Author:** ![RockKittie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rockkittie/32/7221_2.png) [@RockKittie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RockKittie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/32 "2006-08-08T13:19:22Z")
So are you lactose intolerant? Or you’ve just not had milk for a while? Those are 2 different things… ---
**Author:** ![BAD99TA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BAD99TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BAD99TA)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/33 "2006-08-08T13:24:41Z")
> [@JaysGreenLX](#): > > Ol’ gravy leg. HAHAHAHAHAHAH…Ol’ gravy leg…AHHAHAHAHA! This might be one thread that is better off w/out pics… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/34 "2006-08-08T13:49:47Z")
What stage are you in? bubbling gut? hot really sulfuric farts that will fill a conferance room. the mad dash to the batroom thats always too far away.??? ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/35 "2006-08-08T20:15:05Z")
I was wondering when you were gonna make another one of these shitty type posts. You were a bit overdue. Thanks for the latest update. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/36 "2006-08-08T20:23:18Z")
Bump for Deathwatch. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/37 "2006-08-08T20:56:43Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > Bump for Deathwatch. _BUMP_ ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/38 "2006-08-08T21:02:32Z")
Sounds like you’re headed towards the mother of all Havana Omelets… ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/39 "2006-08-08T21:11:06Z")
WTF. Not resolving this thread is unacceptable. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/40 "2006-08-08T21:22:16Z")
I took a shit before I left work. It was quite normal actually. However, the shit that I just took … that one wasn’t as pleasant. And my ass did burn. This second one was quick to compile… There was less than a minute between initial warning to the dreaded “large intestine internal fart-shift”… I didn’t need to, but I pushed and water splashed on my taint. But that’s a good thing, you know, at least part of my shit was solid. Unfortunately I couldn’t say the same for the last half. The fucking little seeds were floating around… the SEEDS from the fucking peppers… It started smelling like shit (go figure) Had to flush it. Needed to flush again - because we had a couple floating particles. Now, what I wanted to do a long while ago… sleep [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671.md?page=3)