# I think I'm going to die

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**Created:** [August 8, 2006, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671 "2006-08-08T09:53:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-going-to-die/15671/10 "2006-08-08T10:23:43Z")

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> [@Daddie](#):
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> I think my asshole is in for a suprise.

It will start with the bubble guts.  
Then the hot farts will make an entrance.  
You’ll be able to let them pass for a little while but soon it will start feeling like you are shitting your pants.  
Then, you get up from your desk running and holding your asshole.  
You fumble with the belt buckle while trying to sit down simultaneously.  
And to end it off, a nice hot bowl sprayer.

Good luck buddy.

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