# I think my finger got AIDS....WTF **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 6, 2007, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860 "2007-05-06T10:47:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/1 "2007-05-06T10:47:11Z")
So I was downtown last night, at a place where I don’t really pay for drinks. (Tab was $25 and there were 47 drinks on it) This generally leads to some poor decisions, and last night was no exception. I’m not sure about a good portion of the night, but i remember handing the bathroom attendant $10 to let me go in the big closet next to the bathroom with some company. I remember she was cute, short, and had dark hair, but I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup. In the course of this process, my left index finger was inserted into certain orifices repeatedly. Anyway, fast forward to this morning. Yesterday i had bit my nail on said finger and there was a little open spot on the side of the nail where it ripped off. Today, it’s fucking swelled to twice its normal size all around the nail and fingertip, hurts like a bitch, and its FUCKING GREEN. Anyone have any insight into what the fuck this is? You’d think i’d have learned my lesson with the chippewa girls by now. I’ve never been so glad to have only gotten a handjob in my life. ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/2 "2007-05-06T10:48:41Z")
lol sounds like someone had to much fun ---
**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/3 "2007-05-06T10:50:39Z")
finger-ghonerrea? ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/4 "2007-05-06T10:51:46Z")
Oh man, I’ve heard of this. I guess you need to quickly rub the green shit all over your penis, or else you will die. ---
**Author:** ![Kramer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/97f17d/32.png) [@Kramer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kramer)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/5 "2007-05-06T10:53:44Z")
:needpic: ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/6 "2007-05-06T10:54:29Z")
[quote=“strokingnova,post:5,topic:28860"”] :needpic: [/quote] and not for your finger ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/7 "2007-05-06T10:56:17Z")
Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! ![http://www.indiana.edu/~polfilm/studen04/howden/finger.jpg](http://www.indiana.edu/~polfilm/studen04/howden/finger.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/8 "2007-05-06T10:57:20Z")
^hahahaha, thats all i could think of this morning now i’m watching full metal jacket til the game starts ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/9 "2007-05-06T11:11:56Z")
holy shit man youre fucked ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/10 "2007-05-06T11:43:35Z")
ganggreen much? ---
**Author:** ![Kramer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/97f17d/32.png) [@Kramer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kramer)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/11 "2007-05-06T12:00:25Z")
what bar was this? ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/12 "2007-05-06T12:26:34Z")
Could be anything,sounds like you got some nasty vag juice in a open cut.Have a doc look at it. ---
**Author:** ![98GCL](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98gcl/32/7366_2.png) [@98GCL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98GCL)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/13 "2007-05-06T12:48:39Z")
Cut your finger off, quick! ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/14 "2007-05-06T12:49:29Z")
does it smelllll funny?!? pics ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/15 "2007-05-06T12:51:25Z")
wow dude wow holy fuck subscribed. go see a doctor and update, get pics too god damn. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Twinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Mr.Twinkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr.Twinkie)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/16 "2007-05-06T13:45:57Z")
:cjerk: HAHAHHAHAHA about the handjob part, atleast you came out with something more than H.I.V ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/17 "2007-05-06T14:27:35Z")
ewwwwwwwwwww you got pillow pants living in your finger tip…soak that ish in hot water and squeeze the puss out and put some neosporen on that bitch. ---
**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/18 "2007-05-06T14:43:18Z")
nasty. don’t fuck around go to the ER asap, you might have a pretty serious infection. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/19 "2007-05-06T14:45:55Z")
where the fuck are the pics. ---
**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/20 "2007-05-06T15:03:40Z")
try peroxide/alcohol then neosporin antibiotic… bandaid. and don’t BITE YOUR NAILS. and are you saying that you didn’t wash your hands from the time of fingering some slut and biting your nail off? [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860.md?page=2)