# I think my finger got AIDS....WTF

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [May 6, 2007, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860 "2007-05-06T10:47:11Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author: ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2007, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/41 "2007-05-07T08:27:05Z")

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[quote=“BikerFry,post:40,topic:28860"”]

Dude if your finger almost died in less than 24 hours just from sticking it in her cooter, and you were in small space with her and God only knows what airborn diseases, and she was handling your sausage… I’d go back to the hospital and ask for every test known to man. Not everything shows up right away…

So how many bars of soap did you go through in the shower when you saw what her snapper did to your finger? :lol:

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lol

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### Author: ![BrockwayMT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/brockwaymt/32/5060_2.png) [@BrockwayMT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BrockwayMT)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2007, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/42 "2007-05-07T08:40:14Z")

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lol at Carnut, R Lee Ermey is hilarious

just remember, no glove no love goes for hands as well

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### Author: ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/43 "2007-05-07T08:42:42Z")

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[quote=“BikerFry,post:40,topic:28860"”]

So how many bars of soap did you go through in the shower when you saw what her snapper did to your finger? :lol:

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:lol:  
I can just imagine the horror on one’s face.

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2007, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/44 "2007-05-07T08:58:57Z")

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🤣 Wake up. Yawn. Stretch. “Ouch.” WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!

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### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2007, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/45 "2007-05-07T10:09:08Z")

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[quote=“BikerFry,post:44,topic:28860"”]

🤣 Wake up. Yawn. Stretch. “Ouch.” WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Precisely. that scared the shit out of me. I used about a gallon of that old spice redzone bodywash, i just started dumping it all over myself.

It finally popped this morning. Now not only did my finger have aids, but it shot a huge load into my sink. Seriously, pete north would have been proud.

as for if i would have fucked her, I think I’d have been better off sticking it in the bottle of bleach that was there. In fact, maybe i would have done both.

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2007, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/46 "2007-05-07T10:19:50Z")

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Hey thanks for sending me this pic. I was curious as to what this girl that you fooled around with looked like.

 ![http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/adamEthan/ugly2.jpg](http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/adamEthan/ugly2.jpg)

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### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2007, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/47 "2007-05-07T10:22:40Z")

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[quote=“BikerFry,post:46,topic:28860"”]

Hey thanks for sending me this pic. I was curious as to what this girl that you fooled around with looked like.

 ![http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/adamEthan/ugly2.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/e/6/e679c2f11b8a762a43f83fdf90b485557a5b5635.jpeg)

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yeah, she told me she was hawaiian. sure can chug a big beer though.

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2007, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/48 "2007-05-07T10:26:27Z")

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:lol:

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### Author: ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [May 7, 2007, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-got-aids-wtf/28860/49 "2007-05-07T10:34:12Z")

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[quote=“Joe,post:45,topic:28860"”]

Precisely. that scared the shit out of me. I used about a gallon of that old spice redzone bodywash, i just started dumping it all over myself.

It finally popped this morning. Now not only did my finger have aids, but it shot a huge load into my sink. Seriously, pete north would have been proud.

as for if i would have fucked her, I think I’d have been better off sticking it in the bottle of bleach that was there. In fact, maybe i would have done both.

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