# i think my finger is going to explode...

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 24, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077 "2006-12-24T13:27:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![redrum](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redrum/32/7398_2.png) [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/21 "2006-12-24T17:54:19Z")

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motor skillz

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### Author: ![taurusho](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/taurusho/32/7184_2.png) [@taurusho](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taurusho)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/22 "2006-12-24T18:36:55Z")

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That ish happenned to my dad.

He cut a box around the bloody part and it popped off due to the pressure of the blood underneath.

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### Author: ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/23 "2006-12-24T18:58:34Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> ugh  
> it didn’t work. it just hurts more now…

Try again, With Video

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### Author: ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/24 "2006-12-24T19:00:00Z")

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he just sent me a text. he popped it with a toothpick at a family party and blood sprayed everywhere.

fantastic

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### Author: ![TurdBlown\_Teg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@TurdBlown\_Teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurdBlown_Teg)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/25 "2006-12-24T19:34:28Z")

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they all now have aids… sorry to hear about your family newman

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/26 "2006-12-24T19:47:08Z")

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Yup…You’re gonna die. Looks like Gangrene to me.

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### Author: ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/27 "2006-12-24T20:01:01Z")

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![http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg](http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg)

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### Author: ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/28 "2006-12-24T20:14:54Z")

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you should start by cutting your dam nails. maybe if you didnt have girlie nails it may have never happened

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### Author: ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/29 "2006-12-24T20:29:28Z")

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EWWW creepy old man wrinkly fingers. you’d think all that time spent in young boys anus’s would keep them wrinkle free.

hack it off. you’ll have a good story to tell every time you make one up.

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### Author: ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/30 "2006-12-24T21:23:13Z")

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> [@HotRodKid](#):
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> i dropped one end of a 300 pound i-beam on mine. the nail just barely grew back. for the longest time the nail was 1/2 ingrown
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> happened in 97, nail finaly started growing properly in luke 2004, but it grows slow enough that my socks wear it down and keep it at trimmed length.
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> when they drained it, i got like 3 or 4 fluid ounces of blood out of it … it was bleeding like a stuck pig.

I dropped a large cafeteria table on my foot when I was 12. Same thing happened, cept mine split open like a grape. Had to have half of the toe amputated, and I never did learn how to play soccer.

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### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2006, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/31 "2006-12-24T22:01:59Z")

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YOUR DAYS OF FINGERBANGING MARY JANE ROTTENCROTCH THROUGH HER PRETTY PINK PANTIES ARE OVER!

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/32 "2006-12-24T22:42:44Z")

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Ask Choda about his toe nail lol.

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### Author: ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2006, 11:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/33 "2006-12-24T23:21:11Z")

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![http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/Pana_Banaue_Rice_Terraces.JPG](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/Pana_Banaue_Rice_Terraces.JPG)

Pana Banaue Rice Terraces

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### Author: ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 12:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/34 "2006-12-25T00:46:00Z")

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a toothpick?  
details please.

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### Author: ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 1:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/35 "2006-12-25T01:26:26Z")

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sweet jesus don what in gods name am i looking at?

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### Author: ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2006, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/36 "2006-12-25T06:17:16Z")

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> [@DarkkstaR](#):
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> _SNIP_
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> Pana Banaue Rice Terraces

Those are pretty!

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### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2007, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/37 "2007-01-30T11:37:04Z")

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![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/nail3.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/nail3.jpg)  
 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/nail2.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/nail2.jpg)  
 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/nail1.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/nail1.jpg)

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### Author: ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2007, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/38 "2007-01-30T11:39:13Z")

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thanks for the update!

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### Author: ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2007, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/39 "2007-01-30T11:41:00Z")

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SIIIIIIQ

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### Author: ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [January 30, 2007, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-my-finger-is-going-to-explode/22077/40 "2007-01-30T11:42:33Z")

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hot. i don’t want to keep looking. but i am.

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