# I thought cats were supposed to be smart? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 18, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239 "2007-10-18T22:51:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/1 "2007-10-18T22:51:20Z")
So i’ve got headphones on, relatively loud… and i here a weird gurgling, almost hiccup like sound coming from behind me… one of my kittens was like lunging back and forth…kinda freaked me out, didn’t know what was going on…then i saw her put her head down, and open her mouth wide open…and knew what was coming. i watched something come out…and she sniffed it, gave it a few licks, and walked away after losing interest. ended up being a huge fuckin wad of couch cotton stuffing i saw her going at about 30 minutes ago…fucking stupid animal… dumbest thing is that she did it on the carpet, right next to the hardwood…which would have been a lot smarter to puke on. it’s bad enough i have to clean up her shit…but now this is bullshit, when i got her, nowhere in the fine print did it say anything about cleaning up her mistakes. just thought i’d share how my night is going with the night crew. /rant. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/2 "2007-10-18T23:07:54Z")
ok, so seriously. that sucks. what a stupid cat. buy some bitter spray so she doesn’t ruin your couch while you’re at it. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/3 "2007-10-18T23:09:05Z")
+1 Banstick for our favorite BMW crash tester. -1 Andy for having a cat. They are stupid animals. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/4 "2007-10-18T23:10:44Z")
[quote=“2TurboZ,post:3,topic:37239"”] +1 Banstick for our favorite BMW crash tester. [/quote] :lol: ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 11:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/5 "2007-10-18T23:13:13Z")
[quote=“dawn,post:4,topic:37239"”] :lol: [/quote] oooooooo Quick with the edit Queen of the Night Shift. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2007, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/6 "2007-10-18T23:14:36Z")
Heck yeah. I edited just for you. But for real, BMW crash tester. I can’t stop laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/7 "2007-10-19T04:07:34Z")
Isn’t the rant thread designed for this special occasion? That said, who said cats were smart in the first place. Even the search feature knows this! ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2007, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/8 "2007-10-19T06:25:08Z")
OT : Check yes if any of this applies to you. - You live with your parents -your are married -you have a gf - the cat belongs to a female room mate If you did not check yes for at least one of these, then your cat is still retarded and you are gay. ---
**Author:** ![Silver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silver/32/4953_2.png) [@Silver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silver)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2007, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/9 "2007-10-19T06:27:12Z")
Why should the cat care where she pukes? She doesn’t have to clean it up, you do. ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2007, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/10 "2007-10-19T10:31:04Z")
it is a cat do u really think it is going to say well if i going to blow chunks should i really go to that big bowl of water upstairs that i drink out of, let the chunks go on the nice wooden floor that i like or just do it right here and now? it is a cat people they may “sometimes” smarter then dogs but not always. don’t complain my brother rat, aka pug was over last weekend and blew chunks 3 times and guess who had to clean them up? but i am not complaining. ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2007, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/11 "2007-10-19T10:42:59Z")
This is the crap that the night shift is producing? Really? Your cat threw up, and you posted about it. Wow. The night shift really sucks. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2007, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/12 "2007-10-19T10:43:13Z")
LOL at the people posting that actually thought that i believe a cat can distinguish the difference in difficulty of cleaning up vomit off of a rug vs hardwood. you all fail. ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2007, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/13 "2007-10-19T10:47:26Z")
No. You were trying to be funny. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2007, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/14 "2007-10-19T10:49:52Z")
[quote=“Pass McGrass,post:13,topic:37239"”] No. You were trying to be funny. [/quote] trying to be sarcastic…yes. and several people in here obviously suck at detecting e-sarcasm… ---
**Author:** ![forthekicks385](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/forthekicks385/32/7484_2.png) [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2007, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/15 "2007-10-19T10:54:03Z")
i saw the [quote=“90NA300ZX,post:14,topic:37239"”] e-sarcasm [/quote] for what it was and posted my theory of what goes on in a cats brain. ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2007, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/16 "2007-10-19T10:54:09Z")
[quote=“90NA300ZX,post:14,topic:37239"”] trying to be sarcastic…yes. and several people in here obviously suck at detecting e-sarcasm… [/quote] no we just can only see red because we are angry at shitty night shift posts. ---
**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/17 "2007-10-19T16:40:03Z")
my cat puked in my room today too…twice ☹ ---
**Author:** ![02svtfocus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/02svtfocus/32/7318_2.png) [@02svtfocus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02svtfocus)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-cats-were-supposed-to-be-smart/37239/18 "2007-10-19T16:54:52Z")
shave the cat its pretty fun :lol: