# I thought we elected our first black president? **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [December 22, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496 "2009-12-22T11:22:15Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/1 "2009-12-22T11:22:15Z")
> **[Obama gets H1N1 shot](http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/12/22/obama-gets-h1n1-shot/)** > > The official blog of the White House reports President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama were vacinated for H1N1 on Sunday. (White House photo)... ![http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/images/12/22/gal.obamaflu.jpg](http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/images/12/22/gal.obamaflu.jpg) My arms are darker than that. :lol: ---
### Author: ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/2 "2009-12-22T11:23:19Z")
No, he is our first African president not African American.😃 Besides he is only like 16% black. Oh and there is no way that is an H1N1 shot.:tinfoilhat: ---
### Author: ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/3 "2009-12-22T11:23:53Z")
It’s a fraud!!! ---
### Author: ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/4 "2009-12-22T11:25:10Z")
I’d like to know how many security checks that nurse went through and how many times that needle was checked… talk about security risk. ---
### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/5 "2009-12-22T11:28:47Z")
half black…baby steps ---
### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/6 "2009-12-22T11:45:13Z")
LOL I knew… Nevermind, too many idiots on here to make a good natured joke.:evolve: ---
### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/7 "2009-12-22T11:45:34Z")
Oh, and HELLOOOOOOOOO NURSE! ---
### Author: ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/8 "2009-12-22T11:48:16Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > LOL I knew… Nevermind, too many idiots on here to make a good natured joke.:evolve: Pussy. Afraid it may end your bid for the Senate? 🙂 ---
### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/9 "2009-12-22T11:48:44Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Oh, and HELLOOOOOOOOO NURSE! Dude, it’s good to be the king. And come on, post up what ever joke you want pussy. Like I didn’t know I was going to take shit for this post from some of the easily pussy hurt members like glitch. I bet he still doesn’t get “outside the environment” but that’s not going to stop me from posting funny shit. ---
### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/10 "2009-12-22T11:50:05Z")
“While you’re at it, I think I’m due for my annual E.D. exam” All of that time in the Ivy League clearly rubbed off on him. ---
### Author: ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/11 "2009-12-22T11:50:31Z")
CAPTION… I thought you were clean?!? Shut up and take this penicillin! ---
### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/12 "2009-12-22T11:52:35Z")
“Wanna see the one part of me that’s still black?” ---
### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/13 "2009-12-22T11:53:42Z")
“so baby…how ya likin the gun show” ---
### Author: ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/14 "2009-12-22T11:58:03Z")
“I got your stimulus package right here” ---
### Author: ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/15 "2009-12-22T11:58:19Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Oh, and HELLOOOOOOOOO NURSE! ditto ---
### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/16 "2009-12-22T11:58:31Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > “so baby…how ya likin the gun show” “Mr President… those don’t even qualify as bb guns.” ---
### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/17 "2009-12-22T12:02:59Z")
“I’m Black Jesus. They are what I say they are. Now blow me” ---
### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/18 "2009-12-22T12:29:49Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > Pussy. Afraid it may end your bid for the Senate? 🙂 > [@JayS](#): > > And come on, post up what ever joke you want pussy. Like I didn’t know I was going to take shit for this post from some of the easily pussy hurt members like glitch. LOL it’s not the pussy hurt members that stop me, it’s all the idiots that hear a harmless joke and go " :run: nigger nigger spook ahhh he’s on welfare darkies are lazy funny joke huh?" like “black” is the word of the day and they’re on peewee’s playhouse. And then Skunk posts the “nagger” wheel of fortune screen cap from South Park. :picard: ---
### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/19 "2009-12-22T12:31:30Z")
LOL ^^ ---
### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS) #### Post date: [December 22, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496/20 "2009-12-22T12:33:42Z")
![http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Sp1101watjj.jpg](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Sp1101watjj.jpg) There… now it’s posted. Joke away. 😉 [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-thought-we-elected-our-first-black-president/77496.md?page=2)