# I wannabe a law maker
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [September 22, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996 "2009-09-22T11:00:03Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
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### Author:  [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996/1 "2009-09-22T11:00:03Z")
LoL some dumb ass laws in NY I WANNA BE A LAW MAKER
-Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
-You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
-It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.
-Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
-A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
-It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
-The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
-New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
-A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
-While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
-Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.
**City Laws in New York**
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Carmel
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-A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
-Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
-Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
_ **Greene** _
-During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
_ **Ocean City** _
-A law from the early 1900’s prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.
-Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
-People may not slurp their soup.
-Pinball Machines are not to be played on Sunday.
-Raw hamburger may not be sold.
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### Author:  [@Sully93vr4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sully93vr4)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996/2 "2009-09-22T11:04:58Z")
Whaa?
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### Author:  [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996/3 "2009-09-22T11:08:03Z")
WTF
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### Author:  [@imported\_ST4TUS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_ST4TUS)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2009, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996/4 "2009-09-22T11:21:10Z")
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### Author:  [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2009, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996/5 "2009-09-22T11:22:45Z")
are the rims big [check]
do it ride good [good]
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996/6 "2009-09-23T06:38:04Z")
> -People may not slurp their soup.
quite opposite in Japan, actually
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996/7 "2009-09-23T06:44:14Z")
> [@FS: 1994 Saturn SL](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1994-saturn-sl/23346/2):
>
by far the most applicable and relevant post in this thread. srsly.
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### Author:  [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996/8 "2009-09-23T11:54:07Z")
ahh I just share shit that I run across…
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996/9 "2009-09-23T11:55:28Z")
vot vot
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996/10 "2009-09-23T12:13:32Z")
VOT VOT
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### Author:  [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996/11 "2009-09-23T13:02:12Z")
-It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.
If they are more than 15% over weight.
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### Author:  [@Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anthony)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wannabe-a-law-maker/246996/12 "2009-09-23T13:46:16Z")
:rofl
> [@\*Official NFL Championship Games Thread\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-nfl-championship-games-thread/23369/157):
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> -It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.
>
> If they are more than 15% over weight.