# I was at Wegmans **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 3, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016 "2008-07-03T14:45:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/1 "2008-07-03T14:45:33Z")
I was at Wegmans late at night, old hag at the counter. I pick up a box of condoms and grabbed twinkies that were on the shelf by the register. As she rings me out, she analyzes both items and says, " Looks like you have a long night ahead of you". WTF! Moral of the story : I forgot the duct tape. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/2 "2008-07-03T14:46:51Z")
ROTFL ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/3 "2008-07-03T14:47:07Z")
Some crazy people up there in Rochester. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/4 "2008-07-03T14:47:27Z")
who uses condoms these days? watta biatch ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/5 "2008-07-03T14:51:34Z")
What Wegmans is this? ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/6 "2008-07-03T14:52:46Z")
> [@Cavi Mike](#): > > What Wegmans is this? Dewey. Go in around 10ish, srsly. She’s putrid ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/7 "2008-07-03T14:55:46Z")
whenever i would buy condoms i made sure to go to tops and use the self checkout scanner… then i realized condoms are for fags, and stopped having the problem you now have. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/8 "2008-07-03T15:16:16Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > whenever i would buy condoms i made sure to go to tops and use the self checkout scanner… > > then i realized condoms are for fags, and stopped having the problem you now have. waste of money Condoms are several dollars cheaper at wegmans. ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/9 "2008-07-03T15:19:04Z")
eBay for condoms. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/10 "2008-07-03T15:21:07Z")
[http://cgi.ebay.com/CASES-of-OUT-OF-DATE-CONDOMS\_W0QQitemZ250266098936QQihZ015QQcategoryZ31822QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem](http://cgi.ebay.com/CASES-of-OUT-OF-DATE-CONDOMS_W0QQitemZ250266098936QQihZ015QQcategoryZ31822QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) ---
**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/11 "2008-07-03T15:21:17Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > whenever i would buy condoms i made sure to go to tops and use the self checkout scanner… > > then i realized condoms are for fags, and stopped having the problem you now have. is that because you stopped getting laid? ---
**Author:** ![copperlegend](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copperlegend/32/7445_2.png) [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/12 "2008-07-03T15:22:19Z")
next time, get condoms, cucumbers, and vaseline ---
**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/13 "2008-07-03T15:30:10Z")
I got a friend to buy vaseline and a banana once 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![slipstreamxk1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slipstreamxk1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slipstreamxk1)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/14 "2008-07-03T16:12:23Z")
This thread made me almost pee my pants from laughter… you forgot to add beer and sleeping pills to that list haha why goto the self check out… theyre condoms who cares… I usually get mine from walmart or target, so much cheaper there though i hardly use them anymore, having your girl on the pill is a beautiful thing. ---
**Author:** ![TrapMuzik82](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trapmuzik82/32/7488_2.png) [@TrapMuzik82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrapMuzik82)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/15 "2008-07-03T16:21:12Z")
> [@Bucker](#): > > I got a friend to buy vaseline and a banana once 🙂 :lol: Self-checkout FTW, no questions asked. ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/16 "2008-07-03T16:26:05Z")
twinkie fucker, i just stopped caring what they think when i buy condoms, until they actually say it then its a little bizzar. ---
**Author:** ![Nivek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nivek/32/5185_2.png) [@Nivek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nivek)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/17 "2008-07-03T16:29:30Z")
i make sure when ever i buy condoms i go in with a guy, and then sometimes talk kind of sexually with guy; just to make sure that the person who is checking us out knows that were pounding some vag that night. or vise versa. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/18 "2008-07-03T18:22:22Z")
> [@Nivek](#): > > i make sure when ever i buy condoms i go in with a guy, and then sometimes talk kind of sexually with guy; just to make sure that the person who is checking us out knows that were pounding some vag that night. > > or **vise versa.** wat? ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/19 "2008-07-03T18:56:26Z")
Was there hot girls at this wegmans? Remember though, Silver name tags= under 16 yellow means +18 and red means +21 if you were looking at silvers,…scumbag. but if you were looking at yellows and reds… the :tup: ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016/20 "2008-07-03T19:19:27Z")
wow, never thought i’d see such a stupid thread in my life. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-at-wegmans/51016.md?page=2)