# I was just violated by the devil

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 31, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347 "2005-03-31T06:32:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/1 "2005-03-31T06:32:32Z")

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So I work at a higher ed. institution and we have this assistance for people w/ disabilities program, like people with down syndrome and stuff like that. Im not a mean person by any means, especially when it comes to working with people who have disabilities. I’ve volunteered for make-a-wish all through highschool and still keep in contact with active officers to this day, but aside from everyone I work with being fuckin retarded, sometimes the real assited clients are on campus escorted by a staff member. Well to make a long story short, I was over in the program’s offices a few days ago and theres a female client there that has down syndrome, and her and a female staff member are chatting away while I’m doing whatever.  
SO Im sitting here in my office Pittspeeding and they both walk in about 5 min ago, the staff girl stands a the door while the same assisted client girl walked over and offers me a doughnut.  
I didn’t know what to say. Without hesitation, I kindly thanked her for the offer but I did not take the doughnut, I told her it was not part of my diet and to give it to one of my student workers who obvisoulsy wasn’t on a diet. So the client and staff girls say bye and turn around, walk away, then everyone in my office turns and looks at me like I committed murder!!!  
FUCK THEM! I feel like such a peice of shit right now lol. Oh well, God only knows my intentions are good 👼  
I’m gona fuckin run that fuckin staff bitch over with my car next time I see the ho tryin to cross the street. I could fucking piss on her face for putting me in a situation like that. I FUCKING HATE FUCKING PEOPLE! FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!

/ultra-rant

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/2 "2005-03-31T06:34:06Z")

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um… this shoyld be in the daily beef… ass

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**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/3 "2005-03-31T06:34:54Z")

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fine, DICK. Spell check mother fucker!!! :reloading

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 6:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/4 "2005-03-31T06:37:29Z")

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this rant sucks… fucking mean bastard

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**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/5 "2005-03-31T06:58:47Z")

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i don’t get it

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**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/6 "2005-03-31T07:06:59Z")

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Brad you are such an asshole. You have probably cause the girl even more emotional stress. Forget about god forgiving you since you seem to be inlove with yourself and had to stick to your diet instead of accepting that offer of kindness from a girl who has it way worse than you.

Vanity is one of the 7 deadly sins and you are going to burn my friend…

Feel any better 😃

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/7 "2005-03-31T07:08:45Z")

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> [@Be\_Rad](#):
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> Spell check mother fucker!!! :reloading

got it :boink

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/8 "2005-03-31T07:22:34Z")

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my rants \> \*

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 7:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/9 "2005-03-31T07:51:44Z")

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that girl probably comitted suicide for being turned down.

you wont eat a retards doughnut, but you will blow the gym off and go to the bar 5 days a week

/ yourself

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**Author:** ![Sight\_N\_Sound](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sight_n_sound/32/5950_2.png) [@Sight\_N\_Sound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sight_N_Sound)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/10 "2005-03-31T08:02:32Z")

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> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> that girl probably comitted suicide for being turned down.
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> you wont eat a retards doughnut, but you will blow the gym off and go to the bar 5 days a week
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> / yourself

vanity is a mother fucker.

Your gonna burn bitch!

🤣

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/11 "2005-03-31T08:30:31Z")

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> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> that girl probably comitted suicide for being turned down.
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> you wont eat a retards doughnut, but you will blow the gym off and go to the bar 5 days a week
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> / yourself

hahahaha :bowrofl: :owned: :bowrofl:

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/12 "2005-03-31T08:55:58Z")

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> [@BlkP42E](#):
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> you wont eat a retards doughnut

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/13 "2005-03-31T09:01:57Z")

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> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/14 "2005-03-31T09:09:40Z")

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> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

i just read it again

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/15 "2005-03-31T11:30:32Z")

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sho shooo retarted flu!

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**Author:** ![TBeck2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e274bd/32.png) [@TBeck2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TBeck2000)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/16 "2005-03-31T12:56:39Z")

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> [@whitey](#):
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> sho shooo retarted flu!

:whitey:  
I don’t listen to Howard Stern but I was rolling on the floor as my girlfriend was trying to tell me about that phone call. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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**Author:** ![berad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/berad/32/5953_2.png) [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/17 "2005-04-01T06:33:11Z")

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Chad’s Terri Shaivo impersonation at the Fox last night after me telling a friend the “turning down a retards doughnut story”…fucking HILARIOUS!!! yet soooo wrong

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-just-violated-by-the-devil/173347/18 "2005-04-01T06:34:29Z")

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I made you tell everyone that story… ha Retard \> Be\_rad

my shaivo impersonation was ptretty hardcore though
