# i was told to make this thread... how do i get into SRS? LOL
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [June 23, 2011, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051 "2011-06-23T06:59:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IOM_G8_GT_888)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/261 "2011-06-23T15:04:54Z")
> [@usmc2801"](#):
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> hey keep the thread on track…
>
> CANDYBARS :excited
I dont like candy bars, I hate chocolate. It’s wierd I’m not a big ice cream fan either.
I eat all kinds of other stuff tho lol…
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/262 "2011-06-23T15:07:31Z")
> [@sweatynready"](#):
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> A lot… Its fine
And all got denied most likely.
:rofl
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### Author:  [@IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IOM_G8_GT_888)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/263 "2011-06-23T15:12:37Z")
Sweaty, You know Taylor Hogan?
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/264 "2011-06-23T15:23:56Z")
> [@sweatynready"](#):
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> A lot… Its fine
You have contributed nothing since you have joined, therefore there is no reason for you to be on this site. If you would like to stay, post a new member thread in this section.
[http://www.shift518.com/forumdisplay.php?f=11](http://www.shift518.com/forumdisplay.php?f=11)
Add pictures of this S4 that you supposedly have and tell us how you got into cars. Maybe this will prove you’re not just some attention whore with a low self esteem.
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### Author:  [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/265 "2011-06-23T15:26:31Z")
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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### Author:  [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/266 "2011-06-23T15:36:04Z")
SHIFT JUST GOT REAL.
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### Author:  [@sweatynready](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sweatynready)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/267 "2011-06-23T15:41:16Z")
> [@Don't I have the best luck with cops...(story)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-i-have-the-best-luck-with-cops-story/43309/8):
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> You have contributed nothing since you have joined, therefore there is no reason for you to be on this site. If you would like to stay, post a new member thread in this section.
> [http://www.shift518.com/forumdisplay.php?f=11](http://www.shift518.com/forumdisplay.php?f=11)
>
> Add pictures of this S4 that you supposedly have and tell us how you got into cars. Maybe this will prove you’re not just some attention whore with a low self esteem.
Well if you knew how to read, you’d know that I don’t have a n s4. I have an a6 2.7 bi-turbo. And when I go to work tomorrow where I can use an actual computer, I will post a new member thread and tell you all about myself and how I got into cars. I am not an attentuon whore. I happen to like cars and be very interested in them. So you’ll read all about it tomorrow bud.
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/268 "2011-06-23T15:42:21Z")
You just got told…bud.
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### Author:  [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/269 "2011-06-23T15:49:08Z")
> [@FS: 1997 Honda Prelude](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1997-honda-prelude/43294/6):
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> You just got told…bud.
Stop being the gay friend to a girl you don’t even know.
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/270 "2011-06-23T15:55:46Z")
WTF? I was actually trying to make fun of the ‘bud’…but I guess my attempt backfired :rofl
I don’t know her and that’s how it’s going to stay. I chatted her up briefly just like every other guy in here, but she’s all yours :number1 (by yours, I mean the rest of you).
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/271 "2011-06-23T16:05:50Z")
Tr1p1ng 0n Mushr00m$
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/272 "2011-06-23T16:07:19Z")
> [@Fast/Quick Honda Guys, Pull up a chair](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fast-quick-honda-guys-pull-up-a-chair/43044/76):
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> Well if you knew how to read, you’d know that I don’t have a n s4. I have an a6 2.7 bi-turbo. And when I go to work tomorrow where I can use an actual computer, I will post a new member thread and tell you all about myself and how I got into cars. I am not an attentuon whore. I happen to like cars and be very interested in them. So you’ll read all about it tomorrow bud.
See, that wasn’t so hard. A6 is way slower than a S4. You talked like it was fast as fuck.
It’s hard to judge character when you come in here and do nothing but feed off of all these horny guys, who can’t go out and get laid even if they tried.
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/273 "2011-06-23T16:09:15Z")
lol fuck this thread and everyone in it
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/274 "2011-06-23T16:10:19Z")
> [@I found a Honda in worse shape than the Cackord](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-a-honda-in-worse-shape-than-the-cackord/43311/2):
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> lol fuck this thread and everyone in it
fuck yo couch \*\*\*\*\*\*
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/275 "2011-06-23T16:10:34Z")
fuck vlad’s sensor \*\*\*\*\*
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/276 "2011-06-23T16:11:17Z")
> [@SOLD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold/43278/6):
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> fuck vlad’s sensor \*\*\*\*\*
plus rep ni9
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### Author:  [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/277 "2011-06-23T16:11:28Z")
Ilya, what are you the gay friend on shift? Go practice your yoga pose putting your ankles behind your ears, so you can shove a cross shaped dildo in your asshole. That way you can pray to fuckin jesus that you get a chance to fuck someone of the opposite sex that’s NOT a member of your family.
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/278 "2011-06-23T16:12:02Z")
lmao
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/279 "2011-06-23T16:12:08Z")
> [@Don't I have the best luck with cops...(story)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-i-have-the-best-luck-with-cops-story/43309/17):
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> Ilya, what are you the gay friend on shift? Go practice your yoga pose putting your ankles behind your ears, so you can shove a cross shaped dildo in your asshole. That way you can pray to fuckin jesus that you get a chance to fuck someone of the opposite sex that’s NOT a member of your family.
holy shit you’re going to hell 🤣rofl:rofl
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/280 "2011-06-23T16:12:50Z")
Ilyas going to read that and then get into his Ninfiniti and go wide open angrily. Angrily, being the key word.
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