# i was told to make this thread... how do i get into SRS? LOL
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [June 23, 2011, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051 "2011-06-23T06:59:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/281 "2011-06-23T16:17:08Z")
Amen
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### Author:  [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/282 "2011-06-23T16:17:42Z")
Holy fuck :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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### Author:  [@slowz06](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowz06)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/283 "2011-06-23T16:18:00Z")
Will u guys stfu, im trying to get these pics and you guys are NOT HELPING! If u guys keep going im sending a pic of me jerking off to EVERYONE! lol
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### Author:  [@sweatynready](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sweatynready)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/284 "2011-06-23T16:18:10Z")
> [@would you be interested in...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/would-you-be-interested-in/43253/64):
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> See, that wasn’t so hard. A6 is way slower than a S4. You talked like it was fast as fuck.
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> It’s hard to judge character when you come in here and do nothing but feed off of all these horny guys, who can’t go out and get laid even if they tried.
Well let’s get a few things straight. I never said I had an s4 in the first place so there should be no arguement. I was fucking around about how “fast” my a6 was because deathbyrt said he had some gay civic. Second, your an asshole so stop talking to me if I’m such an “attention whore”.
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/285 "2011-06-23T16:18:35Z")
Holy fuck guys, go on youporn and slap the pickle around a bit…wtf! Any female that can put up with the people on here, make it past 10 posts, and dish it back is pretty decent in my book:lol.
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/286 "2011-06-23T16:19:35Z")
> [@Happy Birthday Hypeville](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-birthday-hypeville/43305/11):
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> Well let’s get a few things straight. I never said I had an s4 in the first place so there should be no arguement. I was fucking around about how “fast” my a6 was because deathbyrt said he had some gay civic. Second, your an asshole so stop talking to me if I’m such an “attention whore”.
Ok consider it done. I’ll leave you to the other guys.
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/287 "2011-06-23T16:23:07Z")
> [@Don't I have the best luck with cops...(story)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-i-have-the-best-luck-with-cops-story/43309/17):
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> Ilya, what are you the gay friend on shift? Go practice your yoga pose putting your ankles behind your ears, so you can shove a cross shaped dildo in your asshole. That way you can pray to fuckin jesus that you get a chance to fuck someone of the opposite sex that’s NOT a member of your family.
:rofl
Good job, you feel better? It’s funny how 98% of this forum gives me shit because of my religious beliefs and yet I’m better off than probably 100% of that group. Keep talkin fellas, keep talkin.
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/288 "2011-06-23T16:24:52Z")
> [@Don't I have the best luck with cops...(story)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-i-have-the-best-luck-with-cops-story/43309/19):
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> :rofl
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> Good job, you feel better? It’s funny how 98% of this forum gives me shit and yet I’m better off than probably 100% of that group. Keep talkin fellas, keep talkin.
is this an ad for sex panther??
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### Author:  [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/289 "2011-06-23T16:25:52Z")
Not cool. Big difference in busting on someone for their beliefs and busting on someone who cant help their medical issues.
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/290 "2011-06-23T16:27:21Z")
> [@Don't I have the best luck with cops...(story)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-i-have-the-best-luck-with-cops-story/43309/20):
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> Not cool. Big difference in busting on someone for their beliefs and busting on someone who cant help their medical issues.
There is no difference. If you’re going to dish it out, be prepared to take it. Not to mention, I have my own serious health issues, so don’t give me that crap. If you can’t stand someone or constantly find the need to talk down to someone like that because of their beliefs, you are a POS. I’m obviously not taking the high road here, but screw it. I’m not the one here constantly attacking member(s) every chance I get (I’m always on the receiving end).
I have no issues with ReDevil, but as far as I’m concerned, Wheelz can drive his wheelz off a cliff.
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### Author:  [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/291 "2011-06-23T16:31:39Z")
> [@Don't I have the best luck with cops...(story)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-i-have-the-best-luck-with-cops-story/43309/19):
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> :rofl
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> Good job, you feel better? It’s funny how 98% of this forum gives me shit because of my religious beliefs and yet I’m better off than probably 100% of that group. Keep talkin fellas, keep talkin.
That might be true for some members, not me though… And at the end of the day you’re still jerking off on your sisters panties, with a bible in your other hand.
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/292 "2011-06-23T16:32:43Z")
:lol
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/293 "2011-06-23T16:33:17Z")
Ilya hit him with the bible, those things are pretty sturdy
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/294 "2011-06-23T16:34:38Z")
> [@Don't I have the best luck with cops...(story)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-i-have-the-best-luck-with-cops-story/43309/21):
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> Ilya hit him with the bible, those things are pretty sturdy
It’s makes a good coaster for my drink
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### Author:  [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/295 "2011-06-23T16:36:49Z")
I’m gonna dress up like a priest and fuck Hotwheels.
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### Author:  [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/296 "2011-06-23T16:38:32Z")
:lol
I might find that offensive if I was Catholic, but I’m not. Shows how ignorant most of you are. We aren’t all the same. :lol
:facepalm
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### Author:  [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/297 "2011-06-23T16:39:57Z")
Yeah, you’re better for knowing religion…:facepalm
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### Author:  [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/298 "2011-06-23T16:40:36Z")
I’m catholic, thats why I said it. I could of said Like a pastor to offend you.
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### Author:  [@REDWGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/REDWGN)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/299 "2011-06-23T16:41:37Z")
> [@unsure](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/unsure/43284/24):
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> :lol
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> I might find that offensive if I was Catholic, but I’m not. Shows how ignorant most of you are. We aren’t all the same. :lol
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> :facepalm
Soooo what religion _are_ you?
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### Author:  [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/300 "2011-06-23T16:41:43Z")
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