# i was told to make this thread... how do i get into SRS? LOL

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**Created:** [June 23, 2011, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051 "2011-06-23T06:59:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/287 "2011-06-23T16:23:07Z")

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> [@Don't I have the best luck with cops...(story)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-i-have-the-best-luck-with-cops-story/43309/17):
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> Ilya, what are you the gay friend on shift? Go practice your yoga pose putting your ankles behind your ears, so you can shove a cross shaped dildo in your asshole. That way you can pray to fuckin jesus that you get a chance to fuck someone of the opposite sex that’s NOT a member of your family.

:rofl

Good job, you feel better? It’s funny how 98% of this forum gives me shit because of my religious beliefs and yet I’m better off than probably 100% of that group. Keep talkin fellas, keep talkin.

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