# i was told to make this thread... how do i get into SRS? LOL **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051 **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic **Created:** [June 23, 2011, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051 "2011-06-23T06:59:00Z") **Posts on this page:** 1 **Showing post:** 303
### Author: ![toomanycamaros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@toomanycamaros](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/toomanycamaros) #### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051/303 "2011-06-23T16:43:19Z")
> [@Don't I have the best luck with cops...(story)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dont-i-have-the-best-luck-with-cops-story/43309/21): > > Ilya hit him with the bible, those things are pretty sturdy funny story this happened to a friend of mine. He came home drunk one night and pissed off his sister so she clocked him in the head with the nearest available object, which in turn happened to be a leather bound bible. He was rendered unconcious and woke up the next day with the imprint of a cross on his forehead that he was harassed about for several days. my pjb post of the day --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-was-told-to-make-this-thread-how-do-i-get-into-srs-lol/259051)._