# i wish chuck norris would...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 26, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361 "2006-01-26T17:22:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author:  [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/1 "2006-01-26T17:22:06Z")
Drop kick this bitch in the face…
[http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?fileid=6127EF61-F09D-4664-AA74-4019C89216B9&p=0](http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?fileid=6127EF61-F09D-4664-AA74-4019C89216B9&p=0)
looks like a fucking retard…
sorry im mad @ the world right now because we have no snow ☹
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### Author:  [@double\_j](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/double_j)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/2 "2006-01-26T17:28:33Z")
what a waste of bandwidth
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### Author:  [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/3 "2006-01-26T17:48:30Z")
fuck bandwith i want my life back … i was expecting tittys or SOME SHIT
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/4 "2006-01-26T17:55:19Z")
What did you expect for a non-NWS OT post.
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### Author:  [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/5 "2006-01-26T17:57:19Z")
yep she sucks @ life…i thought i was gonna see some funbags too…just a retard. thats why it made me angy…hence the post
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### Author:  [@Choda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Choda)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/6 "2006-01-26T18:07:54Z")
i was hoping she’d smash into something
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### Author:  [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/7 "2006-01-26T18:14:30Z")
> [@Choda](#):
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> i was hoping she’d smash into something
:word:
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### Author:  [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/8 "2006-01-26T18:22:25Z")
shoot that bitch in the face…
…someone needs to lay off the krispy kremes:suckoff:
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### Author:  [@BaD\_AZz\_Z\_28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BaD_AZz_Z_28)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/9 "2006-01-26T22:14:50Z")
Id pork those sluts
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### Author:  [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)
#### Post date: [January 26, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/10 "2006-01-26T22:15:50Z")
> [@BaD AZz Z/28](#):
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> Id pork those sluts
ahh so the custom tittle IS true!
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### Author:  [@ninjai](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjai)
#### Post date: [January 27, 2006, 4:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/11 "2006-01-27T04:16:57Z")
at first i was expecting her to crash, cuz she obviously wasnt paying attention to drving… that didnt happen, then i was hopin to see a titty or atleast a peek of a nipple… that didnt happen either.
verdict. someone shoot me please… better yet shoot her, and give me my 2 min back
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### Author:  [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)
#### Post date: [January 27, 2006, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/12 "2006-01-27T05:17:46Z")
> [@Twizted](#):
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> sorry im mad @ the world right now because we have no snow ☹
Should have come out to the south towns. Madd sleds out last night.
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### Author:  [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)
#### Post date: [January 27, 2006, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/13 "2006-01-27T05:31:43Z")
> [@num482](#):
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> Should have come out to the south towns. Madd sleds out last night.
grrrr i dont know anyone out there…if i had some ppl to ride with out that way id go. ppl around here that were going to southtowns left before i got outta work ☹
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### Author:  [@73ghia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/73ghia)
#### Post date: [January 27, 2006, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wish-chuck-norris-would/7361/14 "2006-01-27T06:44:07Z")
I want my 5 min back… I was waiting for a crash or something… instead it was a chick singing in her exploder or whatever suv she was driving :tdown: