# I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 2, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124 "2008-01-02T17:09:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![EVOLUTION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4bbf92/32.png) [@EVOLUTION](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EVOLUTION)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/21 "2008-01-02T21:49:43Z")
My dad and my little brother were playing this frisby game while camping once. The little one throws it to my dad while he’s standing there in catch ready position, and takes it in the fore head. When I was little I was roasting marshmellows and set it on fire. I tried to put it out by shaking the stick and the marshmellow, still on fire, hit my older brother in the eye. ---
**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/22 "2008-01-02T22:26:22Z")
> [@91MR2](#): > > A friend of mine asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, “No, but I want a regular banana later, so…yeah.” > > /MH 👏 RIP mitch ---
**Author:** ![LXIFLYBY](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lxiflyby/32/7399_2.png) [@LXIFLYBY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LXIFLYBY)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/23 "2008-01-02T23:48:01Z")
if you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/24 "2008-01-03T00:09:36Z")
You can’t please everyone, and last night, all those people were at my show… ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/25 "2008-01-03T00:21:34Z")
> [@91MR2](#): > > A friend of mine asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, “No, but I want a regular banana later, so…yeah.” > > /MH you know, it’s funny; when you compare a banana to a traffic light. with a traffic light, green means go and yellow means wait. with a banana, green means wait and yellow means go. with a traffic light, red means stop; and with a banana, red means where the Fuck did you get that banana ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/26 "2008-01-03T00:27:06Z")
I saw Monster Magnet last night. The singer yelled out to the crowd, “How many people feel like human beings? Alright, how many people feel like ANIMALS!” And everybody cheered after the animals part, but I cheered after the human beings part, because I did not know that there was a second part to the question. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/27 "2008-01-03T05:56:54Z")
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a squid on his head. The squid says “Hey doc, get this guy off my ass.” A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says to the horse “Why the long face?” Take my wife: Please! ![http://blogs.sun.com/factotum/resource/groucho_cigar2.jpg](http://blogs.sun.com/factotum/resource/groucho_cigar2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 6:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/28 "2008-01-03T06:14:29Z")
a guy walked into this thread and called it gay that guy was me, read above, then look to the left ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/29 "2008-01-03T06:30:24Z")
2 cannibals are eating a clown, one cannibal says to the other cannibal, “this taste funny to you??” ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/30 "2008-01-03T06:59:41Z")
:picard: :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/31 "2008-01-03T07:04:01Z")
If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense? ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/32 "2008-01-03T07:41:35Z")
fish butholes …water tight or not :gotme: ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/33 "2008-01-03T07:49:04Z")
What do you call a fly with no wings? a walk 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/34 "2008-01-03T07:50:57Z")
What is brown and sticky? a stick 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/35 "2008-01-03T07:57:55Z")
> [@layzie](#): > > MAN JAM!!! MAN JAM FTW ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/36 "2008-01-03T08:20:02Z")
Ellen Degeneres died today. She was found face down in Ricky Lake ---
**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/37 "2008-01-03T08:21:57Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense? 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![EVOLUTION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4bbf92/32.png) [@EVOLUTION](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EVOLUTION)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/38 "2008-01-03T10:12:51Z")
:biglaugh: ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/39 "2008-01-03T10:21:11Z")
> [@MicaH](#): > > 2 cannibals are eating a clown, one cannibal says to the other cannibal, “this taste funny to you??” NICE. “Did you hear about the blind carpenter?” “He picked up his hammer and saw” ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/40 "2008-01-03T10:24:39Z")
what did the one melon say to the other melon when asked to marry him? im sorry…but we cant-elope [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124.md?page=3)