# I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 2, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124 "2008-01-02T17:09:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/41 "2008-01-03T10:42:34Z")
The fight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/42 "2008-01-03T10:43:42Z")
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize. ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/43 "2008-01-03T10:44:43Z")
**Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.** ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/44 "2008-01-03T10:46:28Z")
Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge? He saw the salad DRESSING! ---
**Author:** ![MXS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mxs/32/7507_2.png) [@MXS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MXS)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/45 "2008-01-03T10:46:30Z")
Have you heard about the new pirate movie, it’s rated arrr. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/46 "2008-01-03T10:53:07Z")
> [@layzie](#): > > MAN JAM!!! +1 ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/47 "2008-01-03T10:55:48Z")
No offense 90NA300ZX, but anyone that posted about manjam in this thread is a total imbecile. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/48 "2008-01-03T10:57:19Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense? Why does Helen Keller play piano with one hand? …because she sings with the other. Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off a mountain? …because she was wearing mittens… ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/49 "2008-01-03T10:58:42Z")
> [@sureshot!](#): > > No offense 90NA300ZX, but anyone that posted about manjam in this thread is a total imbecile. none taken :touchy: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/50 "2008-01-03T11:17:44Z")
> [@MXS](#): > > Have you heard about the new pirate movie, it’s rated arrr. A pirate’s favorite gas is arrrrrrrrrrrrgon! What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/51 "2008-01-03T12:49:39Z")
At a fine dining establishment a gentleman finds a fly in his soup. He calls the waiter over and asks “What is this fly doing in my soup?” The waiter replies, “It looks like the backstroke to me sir.” Did you hear about the strike at the US Mint? The workers are demanding to make less money. ---
**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/52 "2008-01-03T12:55:45Z")
what do you call a fish with no eyes… fsh ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/53 "2008-01-03T13:00:31Z")
> [@AFhockey31](#): > > a dyslexic man walks into a bra this is the best post in the thread. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/54 "2008-01-03T13:02:41Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off a mountain? > > …because she was wearing mittens… Still among the best of all jokes I’ve ever heard. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/55 "2008-01-03T13:17:10Z")
> [@newman](#): > > this is the best post in the thread. Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic? He didn’t care if there really is a dog. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/56 "2008-01-03T13:20:51Z")
Ha, nice dude! ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/57 "2008-01-03T13:28:43Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic? He didn’t care if there really is a dog. bra \>\>\>\>\>\> dog ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/58 "2008-01-03T13:29:32Z")
Maybe, but what the heck’s an arb? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/59 "2008-01-03T13:59:40Z")
> [@newman](#): > > bra \>\>\>\>\>\> dog Dog = Bra? ---
**Author:** ![jay940](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/45deac/32.png) [@jay940](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay940)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-wondered-why-the-frisbee-was-getting-bigger-and-then-it-hit-me/41124/60 "2008-01-03T15:24:38Z")
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