# I would like to introduce you all to Dewey **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 15, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877 "2008-04-15T15:43:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RedConquestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redconquesttsi/32/7326_2.png) [@RedConquestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedConquestTSi)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/21 "2008-04-15T17:27:47Z")
I just wanna see it burn. But the cops would come. ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/22 "2008-04-15T17:34:51Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > :picard: on you for not recognizing a joke. It was snarcasm silly 😛 ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/23 "2008-04-15T17:36:26Z")
YEAH…Friday nite is gonna be a big bonfire party in my driveway ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/24 "2008-04-15T17:39:53Z")
I got a pound of C4 ive been dying to use. j/k ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/25 "2008-04-15T17:50:44Z")
i think a 2 dollar hammer swing to the fuel tank and a 20 dollar can of lighter fluid would pretty much take care of it. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 5:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/26 "2008-04-15T17:55:11Z")
i wonder if he knows how much carnage a gallon of gas will cause… when everything starts to ignite IE… interior… ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/27 "2008-04-15T19:02:59Z")
m&m will give you $125 for it in any condition as long as it rolls… keep that in mind and goddamnit why didnt i think of charging people to fuck up my car. damnit. i though the cackord was bad… that thing is fucked ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/28 "2008-04-15T19:06:50Z")
It’s worth more than $125 at Twin Village. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/29 "2008-04-15T19:08:26Z")
This is such a good idea…I hope Andy likes his bday present ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/30 "2008-04-15T19:59:49Z")
Dude! Step 1: Get video camera read. Step 2: Get a couple of good actors. Step 3: Pour sand in the intake, while on camera, reference something you read on VWVortex. Step 4: Attempt to start car on camera. Step 5: Panic on camrea. Step 6: Cut camera. Step 7: ??? Step 8: Profit. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/31 "2008-04-15T20:07:43Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Dude! > > Step 1: Get video camera read. > Step 2: Get a couple of good actors. > Step 3: Pour sand in the intake, while on camera, reference something you read on VWVortex. > Step 4: Attempt to start car on camera. > Step 5: Panic on camrea. > Step 6: Cut camera. > Step 7: ??? > Step 8: Profit. agreed ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/32 "2008-04-15T20:09:30Z")
I say 00 buck shot and alot of it should do the trick. …or you could pour gas all over the interior and shoot a flamming arrow in it robin hood stylz. Thats always fun…I have started fires like that before lol. Its badass. ---
**Author:** ![speedped79](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/speedped79/32/7491_2.png) [@speedped79](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedped79)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/33 "2008-04-15T20:33:11Z")
pmed ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/34 "2008-04-15T21:14:04Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Dude! > > Step 1: Get video camera read. > Step 2: Get a couple of good actors. > Step 3: Pour sand in the intake, while on camera, reference something you read on VWVortex. > Step 4: Attempt to start car on camera. > Step 5: Panic on camrea. > Step 6: Cut camera. > Step 7: ??? > Step 8: Profit. Yikes. And that was before I poured myself a glass of Jack on ice… ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/35 "2008-04-15T21:21:44Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > i dont think it matters, theres a place in cheek I believe who is paying 225 a ton if you drop it off. > I cant remember the name of the place. > > edit/ get the title, someone on here would buy it. > Paging speedped. > [@speedped79](#): > > pmed ROTFLLL ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/36 "2008-04-16T07:49:48Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Yikes. And that was before I poured myself a glass of Jack on ice… nice… i didnt think it ran? ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/37 "2008-04-16T08:05:07Z")
Hah, nice. Discounts if i pimp out woodrow to you? ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/38 "2008-04-16T10:21:15Z")
lol FINE!!! i’ll prob scrap it this week unless people here seriously can bring together $250 or so to do what they want with it…ohterwise scrap it goes…a friend scrapped his and got about $250 he says…so i’ll call him now and see where he did so. so, kyle…collect $250 or more from these vultures, and said bonfire will take place…maybe while it’s on fire we can push it down a big hill… and thanks for the kind birthday wishes 😉 ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/39 "2008-04-16T11:14:40Z")
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/40 "2008-04-16T11:50:13Z")
Andy, I’ll pull it to scrap for a cut. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877.md?page=3)