# I would like to introduce you all to Dewey

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**Created:** [April 15, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877 "2008-04-15T15:43:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-like-to-introduce-you-all-to-dewey/46877/34 "2008-04-15T21:14:04Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Dude!
> 
> Step 1: Get video camera read.  
> Step 2: Get a couple of good actors.  
> Step 3: Pour sand in the intake, while on camera, reference something you read on VWVortex.  
> Step 4: Attempt to start car on camera.  
> Step 5: Panic on camrea.  
> Step 6: Cut camera.  
> Step 7: ???  
> Step 8: Profit.

Yikes. And that was before I poured myself a glass of Jack on ice…

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