# I would s\*\*t myself. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 25, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-s-t-myself/52140 "2008-07-25T06:38:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-s-t-myself/52140/1 "2008-07-25T06:38:59Z")
> **[BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Hole forces Qantas plane to land](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7524733.stm)** > > A Qantas plane makes an emergency landing in Manila as a hole in its belly causes it to lose cabin pressure, an official says. > Airport authority spokesman Octavio Lina said part of the flooring near the affected section gave way, exposing some of the cargo below, and part of the ceiling also collapsed. “Upon disembarkation, there were some passengers who vomited. You can see in their faces that they were really scared,” he said. ![http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44861000/jpg/_44861901_cdc3a227-9e51-48f9-9419-26adfaa24bb7.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/e/8ede3362300ea9a3ef36cd26e0bc2ff5413e4cac.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-s-t-myself/52140/2 "2008-07-25T06:40:04Z")
x2 for the title ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-s-t-myself/52140/3 "2008-07-25T06:47:45Z")
fuck that shit. i’m scared of flying already. OT: Parody thread. title: I s\*\*t myself. body: [use your imagination] ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-s-t-myself/52140/4 "2008-07-25T06:53:34Z")
meh, its just a flesh wound. ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 6:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-s-t-myself/52140/5 "2008-07-25T06:54:58Z")
that will buff right out ---
**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-s-t-myself/52140/6 "2008-07-25T07:05:59Z")
god damn that would be scary. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-s-t-myself/52140/7 "2008-07-25T07:12:13Z")
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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-s-t-myself/52140/8 "2008-07-25T07:15:04Z")
I know they have 200mph tape in racing but do they have 600mph tape to fix that?:uhh: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-s-t-myself/52140/9 "2008-07-25T07:18:02Z")
lol naw they’re going to have to bondo that shit. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-s-t-myself/52140/10 "2008-07-25T07:34:36Z")
break out the superglue. ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-s-t-myself/52140/11 "2008-07-25T07:37:07Z")
Qantas is like the only airline to never have crashed a plane. I’ll take two tickets to paradise please. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-would-s-t-myself/52140/12 "2008-07-25T07:38:11Z")
wood glue