# if a woman woke one day and had a........

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**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 17, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-a-woman-woke-one-day-and-had-a/169205 "2004-09-17T18:41:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-a-woman-woke-one-day-and-had-a/169205/1 "2004-09-17T18:41:36Z")

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TOP 10 THINGS WOMAN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY:

1. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

2. Get a blow job.

3. Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.

4. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.

5. Determine why you can’t hit the bowl consistently.

6. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

7. Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.

8. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

9. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.

And the # 1 thing a women would do is:

1. Repeat # 9.

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-a-woman-woke-one-day-and-had-a/169205/2 "2004-09-17T18:42:36Z")

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TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:

1. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

2. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.

3. See if they could finally do a split.

4. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes

6. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

7. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.

8. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

9. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.

And the # 1 thing a man would do is:

1. Finally find that damn G-spot.

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-a-woman-woke-one-day-and-had-a/169205/3 "2004-09-17T20:00:39Z")

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**Author:** ![slowsilverado03](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@slowsilverado03](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowsilverado03)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-a-woman-woke-one-day-and-had-a/169205/4 "2004-09-17T21:08:25Z")

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> [@8.1crew](#):
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**Author:** ![German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/german_with_a_bowtie/32/5967_2.png) [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-a-woman-woke-one-day-and-had-a/169205/5 "2004-09-18T20:42:54Z")

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Awesome Shaggy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Notice, they call it a G spot…not an LS1 spot :kekegay: :kekegay: :kekegay:

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-a-woman-woke-one-day-and-had-a/169205/6 "2004-09-19T03:32:41Z")

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> [@GeneralG](#):
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> Awesome Shaggy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
> 
> Notice, they call it a G spot…not an LS1 spot :kekegay: :kekegay: :kekegay:

:weak: