# If dealing with dumb people wasnt enough... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 3, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832 "2007-07-03T15:12:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/1 "2007-07-03T15:12:59Z")
So I was just talking to a customer, who happened to be in a rascal scooter. im standing in front of her, and she reaches do to grab her purse or something and the strap gets caught on the “gas” and she just starts RAMMING INTO ME. not once or twice, but 3 times… Her: OHH MY! OHH MY! me: WTFBBQ STOP MOVING (as i get rammed into a display). :picard: :picard: edit: this bitch was fucking haggard too. kept saying how she was at “the waters” for now (the nursing home). ugh. awdrifter, u know u want to hire me. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/2 "2007-07-03T15:15:40Z")
wtfbbq! ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/3 "2007-07-03T15:19:34Z")
![http://www.ritewaycharityservices.com/images/donated_cars/donated_car_rascal.jpg](http://www.ritewaycharityservices.com/images/donated_cars/donated_car_rascal.jpg) only more beefier/heavier. ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/4 "2007-07-03T15:20:08Z")
“dump people” ? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/5 "2007-07-03T15:20:45Z")
[quote=“01AudiS4,post:4,topic:31832"”] “dump people” ? [/quote] god damnit. mods, edit if you please ---
**Author:** ![articzap](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/articzap/32/7361_2.png) [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/6 "2007-07-03T15:21:38Z")
[quote=“01AudiS4,post:4,topic:31832"”] “dump people” ? [/quote] You know, people like you ha. ---
**Author:** ![FiftyCheven](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fiftycheven/32/4950_2.png) [@FiftyCheven](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FiftyCheven)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/7 "2007-07-03T15:23:02Z")
hit the edit button, then advanced…you can change it. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/8 "2007-07-03T15:29:33Z")
Oooh alright. I get it. Haha you got hit by an old lady on a scooter. ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/9 "2007-07-03T15:34:59Z")
they cant even drive stupid scooters but they are allowed to drive 3500lb cars… ---
**Author:** ![matter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/97f17d/32.png) [@matter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matter)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/10 "2007-07-03T15:37:40Z")
3500lbs? more like 4500+ cadillacs ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/11 "2007-07-03T16:38:38Z")
Im sorry but if i saw this actually happen id laugh soo hard at you. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/12 "2007-07-03T16:44:14Z")
i was laughing after too, really just taken by surprise ---
**Author:** ![MiniSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minisrt4/32/7225_2.png) [@MiniSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MiniSRT4)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/13 "2007-07-03T18:53:05Z")
bwahaha…and to think i was going to stop in there today after work to get a minisd card ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/14 "2007-07-03T19:05:46Z")
the waters haha the old fuck home i used to pass on the walk home from HS in salamanca during 9th/10th grade back in the day, til i transferred to e’ville i love the implicit metaphor that this embodies ‘things come from water, things DIE IN WATER’ lets hope this haggard sack of wrinkle chooses the latter before the next price is right ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/15 "2007-07-03T23:41:19Z")
Hover-round \> \* ---
**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/16 "2007-07-04T21:15:22Z")
[quote=“ly555is,post:14,topic:31832"”] the waters haha the old fuck home i used to pass on the walk home from HS in salamanca during 9th/10th grade back in the day, til i transferred to e’ville [/quote] maybe its a chain or something, but the waters he is talking about is in ea, not salamanca. unless you were taking the scenic route home from hs and swung through east aurora on the way, it’s a different place. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2007, 4:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/17 "2007-07-05T04:45:42Z")
ahhh, ok [quote=“evolve”"] Her: OHH MY! OHH MY! me: WTFBBQ STOP MOVING (as i get rammed into a display) [/quote] i’m still lolling and it’s like, the next day :tup: ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2007, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/18 "2007-07-05T05:23:38Z")
lol thats messed up, good thing she didnt have the vtec or else youd be posting from the hospital :picard: ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2007, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/19 "2007-07-05T06:35:38Z")
lol now that is funny ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2007, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832/20 "2007-07-05T06:51:42Z")
How it really went down…She rammed into evolve once, throwing him off his game as he didn’t see this coming. She then quickly rammed him twice more knocking him off of his feet, lifeless to the floor. Then in her moment of glory she flopped off her chair, which she hasn’t been off of for months and onto evolve. She took off his pants and had her way with him, while eating a quarter pounder. She finished quick, just as evolve also did, and she was on her way. Evolve wakes up wondering what the hell happened. Slowly, he pulls up his pants and gets back to work in a daze. Thumbs up for making an old lady’s day! :krazyjon: [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-dealing-with-dumb-people-wasnt-enough/31832.md?page=2)