# If Fred got two beatings per day... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 7, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597 "2012-01-07T18:40:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/1 "2012-01-07T18:40:46Z")
How many did he get in one week? [http://news.yahoo.com/fred-got-two-beatings-per-day-homework-asks-230717586--abc-news.html](http://news.yahoo.com/fred-got-two-beatings-per-day-homework-asks-230717586--abc-news.html) ---
**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/2 "2012-01-07T18:49:19Z")
that’s beyond outlandish… I was looking for the Onion in the link… wow. ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/3 "2012-01-07T18:52:32Z")
teachers… lol ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/4 "2012-01-07T18:52:38Z")
The orange question was a trick question. ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/5 "2012-01-07T19:19:18Z")
reminds me of a video I recently watched of a black kid telling a story of how he went with his other classmates to a cotton processing plant and they made them pick cotton :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/6 "2012-01-07T19:39:15Z")
Stupid liberal media… I’d be more offended if it was about fred giving blowjobs ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/7 "2012-01-07T20:35:11Z")
14 beatings? Whats the problem here? ---
**Author:** ![TRP951](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@TRP951](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TRP951)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/8 "2012-01-07T21:22:31Z")
> [@Jon](#): > > reminds me of a video I recently watched of a black kid telling a story of how he went with his other classmates to a cotton processing plant and they made them pick cotton :lol: [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUrnFJPEepM) ---
**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/9 "2012-01-08T07:04:40Z")
Dang, that’s the county I’m moving to and my g/f is a teacher so maybe she can get her job… then teach about gays and lesbians muahaha ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/10 "2012-01-08T08:24:18Z")
That cotton aint gonna pick itself. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/11 "2012-01-08T08:43:18Z")
i feel like we are missing some context… ---
**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/12 "2012-01-08T09:02:23Z")
> [@Geehee](#): > > i feel like we are missing some context… Not a whole lot of context to justify match class word problems involving beating slaves, and picking cotton. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/13 "2012-01-08T10:17:22Z")
I would have been the smartass in the class who answered “Not nearly enough.” ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2012, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/14 "2012-01-08T13:07:23Z")
[sarcasm]I’m appalled that there is still racism in the world[/sarcasm] ---
**Author:** ![Quattro\_Krant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ac91a4/32.png) [@Quattro\_Krant](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quattro_Krant)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 5:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/15 "2012-01-09T05:10:04Z")
Big tits and slavery, it gets shit done. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/16 "2012-01-09T05:26:23Z")
Next week’s lesson plan is all about meth prices and subtracting from the balance of your EBT card. Fractions get covered while discussing how many welfare babies results in the best income ratio. ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 5:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/17 "2012-01-09T05:30:18Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > Next week’s lesson plan is all about meth prices and subtracting from the balance of your EBT card. Fractions get covered while discussing how many welfare babies results in the best income ratio. On a serious note. All the drug dealers I’ve ever met big or small time have been awesome at practical math. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/18 "2012-01-09T05:52:30Z")
^ It’s a little too conspicuous to have a cash register in the passengers seat of your Delta 88. ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 6:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/19 "2012-01-09T06:00:13Z")
> [@Freek](#): > > On a serious note. All the drug dealers I’ve ever met big or small time have been awesome at practical math. Hey when it can result in +/- hundreds to thousands of dollars, you better be good at math. On topic, people need to stop being so fucking sensitive to everything. Slaves picked the oranges, so what…where do you think those oranges come from in the grocery store? Ol’ John Smith isn’t up on ladder pullin’ them things down. And what’s wrong with Freddie getting a couple beatings? He probably had a wise ass mouth and had it coming. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2012, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597/20 "2012-01-09T06:09:55Z")
I’m offended that there’s a teacher fucking stupid enough to do that. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-fred-got-two-beatings-per-day/219597.md?page=2)