# If I ever go to get married, I need someone to do me a favor... **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 20, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719 "2008-09-20T16:31:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719/1 "2008-09-20T16:31:41Z")
In fact, I need all of you to do me a favor. Instead of wishing “congrats” and snickering behind my back while salivating at the thought of the open bar… I want you all to fucking kick the shit out of me. Make Rodney King look like a pillowfight. Seriously. Archive this, so it never gets lost. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719/2 "2008-09-20T16:39:34Z")
Maybe we should just all do it now, before you even consider proposing. Or worse yet, elope. No use taking a chance. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719/3 "2008-09-20T16:48:19Z")
> [@Fav song.. Ver: hip-hop/rap](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fav-song-ver-hip-hop-rap/37929/48): > > Maybe we should just all do it now, before you even consider proposing. Or worse yet, elope. No use taking a chance. 😃 x2 ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719/4 "2008-09-20T16:55:46Z")
good luck ---
**Author:** ![foz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/foz/32/6028_2.png) [@foz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foz)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719/5 "2008-09-20T17:17:15Z")
> [@Fav song.. Ver: hip-hop/rap](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fav-song-ver-hip-hop-rap/37929/48): > > Maybe we should just all do it now, before you even consider proposing. Or worse yet, elope. No use taking a chance. 😃 or before he moves to a state that allows same sex marriage… otherwise may never have the chance ---
**Author:** ![jph102900](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jph102900/32/6049_2.png) [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719/6 "2008-09-20T17:48:06Z")
Did you ever do that paintball fund raiser for Ron Paul? Maybe you could just do that before your wedding ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719/7 "2008-09-20T19:27:36Z")
> [@Fav song.. Ver: hip-hop/rap](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fav-song-ver-hip-hop-rap/37929/48): > > Maybe we should just all do it now, before you even consider proposing. Or worse yet, elope. No use taking a chance. 😃 you should engineer yourself a step ladder that will allow you to reach my ankles ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719/8 "2008-09-20T19:59:47Z")
> [@Thoughts on owning an RX7 (as a daily driver)...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/thoughts-on-owning-an-rx7-as-a-daily-driver/37964/3): > > you should engineer yourself a step ladder that will allow you to reach my ankles its not that he has to go up and down to get to your ankles its more of the left to right motion. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff95TA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeff95ta/32/5935_2.png) [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719/9 "2008-09-21T04:31:43Z")
A breaker bar works just fine on ankles. I’ll be heading to DE in Nov. I’ll try to swing by. :mrT: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PurpleMongoose](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purplemongoose/32/3349_2.png) [@PurpleMongoose](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PurpleMongoose)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719/10 "2008-09-21T19:43:47Z")
First off…gotta find someone willing to say yes… I think you’re safe. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719/11 "2008-09-21T19:48:55Z")
> [@Road Question...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/road-question/37960/26): > > First off…gotta find someone willing to say yes… > > I think you’re safe. :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :hsugh: ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719/12 "2008-09-21T20:21:16Z")
x2 once I get a divorce, please never allow me to get married again. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![steelcitysix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steelcitysix/32/5992_2.png) [@steelcitysix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steelcitysix)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-i-ever-go-to-get-married-i-need-someone-to-do-me-a-favor/199719/13 "2008-09-21T21:32:18Z")
> [@ForSale: honda d15b1 $50](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/forsale-honda-d15b1-50/37974/3): > > x2 > > once I get a divorce, please never allow me to get married again. 🙂 again