# if jake went to work today **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 20, 2004, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630 "2004-05-20T07:41:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/1 "2004-05-20T07:41:25Z")
i give him mad props!!! the kid could barely stand last night… also jakes bitches are ugly… well some of them. and the ones that are decent all think i am a disgusting typical guy… i love it ---
**Author:** ![delsloow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/47e85d/32.png) [@delsloow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/delsloow)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/2 "2004-05-20T07:42:19Z")
im at work right now 😃 ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/3 "2004-05-20T07:43:50Z")
i still feel drunk… how the fuck did you do it i woke up at 6am this morning and was all dis oriented and what not… i thought it was time to go to kennywood so i started getting ready… oh boy vaporizer owns ---
**Author:** ![delsloow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/47e85d/32.png) [@delsloow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/delsloow)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/4 "2004-05-20T07:45:46Z")
i had my alarm set for 6:30, it went off i hit the snooze and decided to sleep in some. I must have eventually just turned the alarm completly off. After being late for work 2 days in 2 weeks, i have like trained myself to make sure i get up. I was completly passed out and woke up at 7:20. I need to leave to catch my bus no later than 7:30. So in the matter of 10 minutes i threw on some clothes, grabbed my computer, threw on some cologne (i probably still smell like alcohol) and made it to work on time ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/5 "2004-05-20T07:47:03Z")
hahahah thats classic… i need food before i take on the rides of kennywood you got to admit too, those bitches were sour last night ---
**Author:** ![delsloow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/47e85d/32.png) [@delsloow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/delsloow)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/6 "2004-05-20T07:47:04Z")
i have a big ass black and blue mark on my arm. I think its from when you hit me. I look like i have parents that beat me ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/7 "2004-05-20T07:47:35Z")
oh yeah… you deserved it pussy ---
**Author:** ![delsloow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/47e85d/32.png) [@delsloow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/delsloow)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/8 "2004-05-20T07:48:12Z")
> [@whitey](#): > > hahahah thats classic… i need food before i take on the rides of kennywood > > you got to admit too, those bitches were sour last night oh definatly… it’s the summer time, i have to take what i can get. Although i kinda think vedrana (the one who was sitting on my lap) was kind of cute :o ---
**Author:** ![delsloow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/47e85d/32.png) [@delsloow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/delsloow)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/9 "2004-05-20T07:48:51Z")
and i can still taste garlic in my mouth from those fries and wings last night ---
**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/10 "2004-05-20T07:50:29Z")
yeah she was all right… i prefer to call her vagina ---
**Author:** ![delsloow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/47e85d/32.png) [@delsloow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/delsloow)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/11 "2004-05-20T07:52:43Z")
> [@whitey](#): > > yeah she was all right… i prefer to call her vagina 🤣 oh and vaporizer \> _._ ---
**Author:** ![delsloow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/47e85d/32.png) [@delsloow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/delsloow)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/12 "2004-05-20T07:53:34Z")
did you punch me in the chest too? My chest hurts I think i should go to Children and Youth Services and say that my [our] parents beat me ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/13 "2004-05-20T07:53:59Z")
aim ---
**Author:** ![delsloow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/47e85d/32.png) [@delsloow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/delsloow)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/14 "2004-05-20T07:55:42Z")
i dont have aim at work, they block that port [i think 4490 or something] :hs: ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/15 "2004-05-20T08:26:05Z")
i wish i coulda been there, sounds like i missed a good time ---
**Author:** ![delsloow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/47e85d/32.png) [@delsloow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/delsloow)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/16 "2004-05-20T08:28:01Z")
> [@BlkP42E](#): > > i wish i coulda been there, sounds like i missed a good time this was after fatheads ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/17 "2004-05-20T08:28:58Z")
> [@delsloow](#): > > oh definatly… it’s the summer time, i have to take what i can get. Although i kinda think vedrana (the one who was sitting on my lap) was kind of cute :o you found a bitch named after a font? ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/18 "2004-05-20T08:29:37Z")
> [@delsloow](#): > > this was after fatheads ahhh alright. ---
**Author:** ![delsloow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/47e85d/32.png) [@delsloow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/delsloow)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 8:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/19 "2004-05-20T08:29:58Z")
> [@ShalerPunk](#): > > you found a bitch named after a font? :nono: you’re thinking of ver-an-da this is ver-dra-na ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630/20 "2004-05-20T08:32:38Z")
> [@delsloow](#): > > :nono: > you’re thinking of ver-an-da this is ver-dra-na actually the font is ver-dan-a [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-jake-went-to-work-today/166630.md?page=2)