# If Only It Was a 1993 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 19, 2011, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-a-1993-cadillac-fleetwood-brougham/214675 "2011-07-19T06:57:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-a-1993-cadillac-fleetwood-brougham/214675/1 "2011-07-19T06:57:18Z")

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It would have floated for awhile at least.

> **[You're Doing it Wrong: Tow Truck Fail](http://www.ridelust.com/youre-doing-it-wrong-tow-truck-fail-2/)**
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> How is it possible that every tow truck driver outside of the United States is completely inept at doing their job? Granted we've got some goofballs over here as well, but for the most part, the ma...

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In case you didn’t get the joke:

![http://ned.ronet.ru/0/1993%20Cadillac%20Fleetwood%20Brougham.jpg](http://ned.ronet.ru/0/1993%20Cadillac%20Fleetwood%20Brougham.jpg)

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-a-1993-cadillac-fleetwood-brougham/214675/2 "2011-07-19T07:13:37Z")

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Ahahahaha. Thank you

So if the car wasnt fully in the water previously, but ends up in there from the tow going wrong. Who pays?

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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-a-1993-cadillac-fleetwood-brougham/214675/3 "2011-07-19T07:22:42Z")

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Haha I was hoping you would like this after the morning I can tell you’ve had. lol

I think the tow truck company’s insurance would foot the bill, well as long as they have a clause in there for coverage when “acting like a dumbass.”

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-a-1993-cadillac-fleetwood-brougham/214675/4 "2011-07-19T08:39:41Z")

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Yeah. that would totaly suck. but stupid driver for putting the car in that situation in the first place

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**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-a-1993-cadillac-fleetwood-brougham/214675/5 "2011-07-19T16:57:12Z")

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That’s why you don’t buy harbor freight straps either.

Actually, that’s why you don’t use straps at all.

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-a-1993-cadillac-fleetwood-brougham/214675/6 "2011-07-19T21:49:12Z")

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> [@Hass](#):
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> That’s why you don’t buy harbor freight straps either.
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> Actually, that’s why you don’t use straps at all.

a proper recovery strap would have done this without issue. whatever he was using obviously wasnt a recovery strap.

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**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-a-1993-cadillac-fleetwood-brougham/214675/7 "2011-07-20T05:26:58Z")

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Is the thread title in reference to Seinfeld when Jack drove Morty’s car into the water?

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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-a-1993-cadillac-fleetwood-brougham/214675/8 "2011-07-20T05:41:33Z")

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> [@91MR2](#):
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> Is the thread title in reference to Seinfeld when Jack drove Morty’s car into the water?

Lol no, but now I’m gonna have to find that clip on YouTube. Just saying that being a boat, a 1993 Fleetwood would float a hell of a lot better than that thing did. lol
