# If only it was closer :sad: **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 8, 2008, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623 "2008-02-08T23:36:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![timmay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@timmay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/timmay)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/1 "2008-02-08T23:36:36Z")
[http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html](http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html) ---
**Author:** ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/2 "2008-02-08T23:39:26Z")
that is so fucking awesome “DUDE , GET YOUR FEET OFF MY VAGINA” ---
**Author:** ![johnj](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnj/32/3492_2.png) [@johnj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnj)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 1:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/3 "2008-02-09T01:01:26Z")
:crackup see if they can hold it for you. ill be out in cali next month ill bring it back for you ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/4 "2008-02-09T06:30:11Z")
:crackup That is quite unique :lol ---
**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/5 "2008-02-09T07:06:01Z")
damn thats one pimp ass couch. it really swallows you up!!! :crackup ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/6 "2008-02-09T10:33:21Z")
i would put baby dolls in it ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/7 "2008-02-09T10:44:55Z")
> [@bennyfizzle](#): > > i would put baby dolls in it :wtf… :lol Only you Looks comfortable ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/8 "2008-02-09T11:49:39Z")
thats going wayyyy beyond fisting…haha …awsome ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/9 "2008-02-09T13:02:34Z")
We should make this the caption of the month pic. ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/10 "2008-02-09T19:22:39Z")
BAWHHHAAAHHAA stain’s around bottom and sum scuffing… ---
**Author:** ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2008, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/11 "2008-02-10T06:02:33Z")
> [@Hank](#): > > BAWHHHAAAHHAA stain’s around bottom and sum scuffing… like most vaginas I’ve seem ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/12 "2008-02-10T16:22:18Z")
i would buy and love it and snuggle in it all the time and make a few stains and scuff my self… i would constanly yell for the wife and be like look for atleast the vagina chair lets me in!!! ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/13 "2008-02-10T18:56:02Z")
Don’t forget to stay the hell away from it once a month :lol ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/14 "2008-02-10T19:28:34Z")
WELP THAT DIDN"T GO OVER SO WELL!!! :nono i just called the wife in and told here i wanted a new chair for fathers day. i said so here’s a link go check it out. all of a sudden i hear ur a sick fuck and how the hell do u find the shit. simple i said blame VLAD!!! she just looked at me more confused and walked away. then came back and asked who the fuck Vlad was. i simply said the kid that rides the orange bike and stops by the shop once in awhile… she simply said HMMM whens he stopping by again!!! ROFL :crackup :crackup :crackup :haha :haha ur welcome VLAD . i love ya buddy!!! ;D ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/15 "2008-02-10T20:53:04Z")
hank your going to get vlad in trouble or worse killed haha ---
**Author:** ![Fn\_Skanks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fn_skanks/32/6308_2.png) [@Fn\_Skanks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fn_Skanks)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/16 "2008-02-10T22:26:10Z")
:crackup at this thread!!! ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-only-it-was-closer-sad/235623/17 "2008-02-11T18:58:22Z")
> [@Silent 1](#): > > hank your going to get vlad in trouble or worse killed haha vlad at the shop next time :runaway :crackup