# if somebody hates you but gives you a birthday cake....

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**Created:** [December 30, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425 "2011-12-30T12:39:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/1 "2011-12-30T12:39:41Z")

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…and won’t eat it with you

> While most teenagers spend their spare time hanging out with friends and playing sports, three former Avon Grove high school students will spend their time picking up dog droppings and scrubbing toilets, urinals and bed pans at local senior centers and nursing homes.  
> A judge sentenced the three girls to the dirty labor after the trio pleaded guilty Monday to frosting a birthday cake for a classmate with human feces, according to the Daily Local News of West Chester. A fourth teen, a juvenile, also confessed to having a hand in making the cake, although she has not yet been sentenced.  
> Aside from cleaning toilets, 19-year-old Mayra Flores, 18-year-old Ana Mireles and Sandra Ortiz, also 18, will spend 22 months on probation.  
> According to the paper, an assistant principal at the school reported the crime on March 24 when a student told him that she, her mother and three siblings got sick after eating a cake that four of her peers had given her for her birthday.  
> The victim reportedly told the assistant principal that the cake tasted bad, so her family threw it in the trash. When it started to smell, the girl took it out and brought it to school with her.
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> The cake was taken to the state Health Department, where lab results found E Coli bacteria on it -- proof that human feces were present in the cake.
> When questioned about the incident, the Daily Local says the group admitted to putting the feces – which was taken from a toilet in Ortiz’s home – on the cake as a prank.
> Flores, Mireles and Ortiz were charged in June with recklessly endangering another person and conspiracy in connection with the incident. The juvenile was arrested around the same time and is now awaiting adjudication.
> The Daily Local reports that the trio has agreed to testify against the juvenile.
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> **[Girls Ordered to Pick Up Poo for Serving Feces Cake](https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/girls-ordered-to-pick-up-poo-for-serving-feces-cake/1919087/)**
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> Three former Avon Grove high school students admitted to baking a cake with feces and giving it to a former classmate.

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**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/2 "2011-12-30T12:42:25Z")

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Yum

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**Author:** ![jt76](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jt76/32/5100_2.png) [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/3 "2011-12-30T12:57:23Z")

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chu don’t like my cake ese?

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/4 "2011-12-30T13:07:08Z")

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🤮

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**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/5 "2011-12-30T13:08:55Z")

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What a shitty thing to do.

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**Author:** ![08GT500](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/08gt500/32/5417_2.png) [@08GT500](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/08GT500)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/6 "2011-12-30T13:23:33Z")

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> [@ProgRocker](#):
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> What a shitty thing to do.

The man is a freaking comedian! lol

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**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/7 "2011-12-30T13:39:56Z")

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Must be a latino thing. El loco cako!

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/8 "2011-12-30T14:33:13Z")

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Where do kids get these crappy ideas from?

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/9 "2011-12-30T14:35:29Z")

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4 girls 1 cake?

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**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/10 "2011-12-30T15:10:21Z")

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This cake tastes like shit :rimshot:

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/11 "2011-12-30T17:10:53Z")

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I was wondering why the frosting was so runny.

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**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/12 "2011-12-30T19:30:24Z")

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They should of of just gave her a dirty Sanchez, or a glass bottom boat, that’s really shitty of them to do tho…

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**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/13 "2011-12-30T19:31:24Z")

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I’ve never had cake frosting with corn in it.

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/14 "2011-12-31T09:49:09Z")

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it took a while the get this thread rolling, but was worth it. lol

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**Author:** ![klug](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klug/32/5222_2.png) [@klug](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klug)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-somebody-hates-you-but-gives-you-a-birthday-cake/219425/15 "2011-12-31T15:39:04Z")

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**NSFW**

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