# If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train..
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 18, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749 "2007-02-18T18:05:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author:  [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/1 "2007-02-18T18:05:48Z")
**Take no offence to this… but i lol’ed**
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> **1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
> 2. Remove your laptop.
> 3. Boot it.
> 4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
> 5. Open your email client to this message.
> 6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
> 7. Then hit this link: [http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf](http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf)**
>
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### Author:  [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/2 "2007-02-18T18:07:58Z")
hahaha. Thats fucked up
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/3 "2007-02-18T18:11:55Z")
ROFL
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### Author:  [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/4 "2007-02-18T18:51:03Z")
ROFLMAO
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### Author:  [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/5 "2007-02-18T19:10:44Z")
this is funny b/c i’m flying on tuesday
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/6 "2007-02-18T19:12:30Z")
[quote=“JoesTypeS,post:5,topic:24749"”]
this is funny b/c i’m flying on tuesday
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That might not be a good idea to try haha
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### Author:  [@K.A.T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K.A.T)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/7 "2007-02-18T19:16:27Z")
and the funny thing is the person sitting next to you will be arrested because screaming bomb on airplane well you get the picture
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### Author:  [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/8 "2007-02-18T19:19:33Z")
LOL
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### Author:  [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/9 "2007-02-18T19:32:49Z")
[http://www.thecleverest.com/flash/aol.html](http://www.thecleverest.com/flash/aol.html)
From the same web site, hilarious stuff on there.
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/10 "2007-02-18T20:58:24Z")
i needed that tonight 😛
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### Author:  [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/11 "2007-02-18T21:08:27Z")
Too bad most airlines don’t have live internet access :ham: 😛
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### Author:  [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/12 "2007-02-19T15:13:07Z")
bump
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### Author:  [@JustinH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JustinH)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-are-sitting-next-to-someone-who-irritates-you-on-a-plane-or-train/24749/13 "2007-02-19T16:22:49Z")
this is kind of a funny story, last time I was on a plane, I opened my laptop to play a dvd, I think van wilder or some bullshit.
Anyways, I opened up windows media player and just hit play.
A fucking bangbus movie started in full screen, in mid scene. Of course the speakers are cranked. This broad is moaning and yelling “fuck me”. Like four old people turned and stared at me for like five minutes.