# If you cant drive, Get off the Road **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 30, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-cant-drive-get-off-the-road/7532 "2006-01-30T16:34:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 5:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-cant-drive-get-off-the-road/7532/41 "2006-01-31T05:12:44Z")
Its about time i take my bashing, becuase it hasnt happened yet…go for it, flaming is welcome ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-cant-drive-get-off-the-road/7532/42 "2006-01-31T05:47:27Z")
this guy was getting a bit dusty… :ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham::ham: ---
**Author:** ![BAD99TA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BAD99TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BAD99TA)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-cant-drive-get-off-the-road/7532/43 "2006-01-31T07:21:17Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > Im driving home todayfrom school, and i have 3 instances where i wish i had a grenade launcher to blow these peopl the fuck up. > > First, an old lady in a late 90’s malibu decides, shes to fucking blind to see me in the right lane and wants to be there, too so shes going to merge into me. After i lay on the horn for a good 10 seconds so her deaf ears can hear it, she gives ME the finger…i roll down my window and scream “LEARN HOW TO DRIVE BITCH!” > > 2nd a young girl driving a new Sunfire with a cellphone in hand, lightly rear ends me and continues to drive around me and not stop, i chase her, i chased her to her HOUSE and yelled at her for being an unobservant law breaking, incapable slut. She cried, her dad came out with a bat, and i took off. I dont like fathers with bats. he almost hit my car. > > On the way from angry dad with bat, i get my nose almost clipped by a cop making a turn really fast, so i decided i watned to have words with him, and i followed him, VERY CLOSELY, i was about 6 inches from his bumper at all times, he pulled into the station, got out, and i got out. I say to him > Me: Hey buddy, you almost clipped my corner back their with your crazy antics > Cop: Oh really, you should learn where to put your corner > Me: MY CORNER? your the one driving recklessly squealing around corners, imagine if had been an old lady and you had hit my car > Cop: well your not, and i didnt hit you > Me: Yea well you should watch how fast your going and be more respectful of cops on the road > Cop: You should of backed up so i was less likely to hit you > Cop: oh and you should be more respectful to cops, then following them to closely > Me: i was trying ot get you to pull over so i could have words with you > Meanwhile: 6 more cops come out of the station to watch whats happening > Cop: you cant make a citizens arrest on a police officer > Me: Are you Out of you FUCKING mind? i just wanted to talk to you > Cop: no im not crazy, were talking now arent we > Me: yes but now im out of my way, just to tell you to watch where your going to you dont hit people ,and to be more considerate of others on the road > Cop: your awful young to be trying to teach life lessons to adults > Me: Ya know what, FUCK YOU! i tried to be nice, i tried to make peace, but your just an asshole, who wont admit he cant fucking drive, and was being a reckless prick to other people on the road, no one stands up to you becuase their afriad, and i have all your buddies standing over their as witnesses, and if you come after me, ill get a lawsuit for harassment, So Fuck you, and take your shitty driving and GO HOME! So much hostility. ---
**Author:** ![adamantairman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@adamantairman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamantairman)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-cant-drive-get-off-the-road/7532/44 "2006-01-31T07:47:30Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#): > > 1. his fellow cops as witnesses = they witness his version of events … always Not trying to defend this kid, but that’s not always true, an East Aurora cop gave another East Aurora cop a DWI. ---
**Author:** ![BAD99TA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BAD99TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BAD99TA)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-cant-drive-get-off-the-road/7532/45 "2006-01-31T08:04:09Z")
> [@adamantairman](#): > > an East Aurora cop gave another East Aurora cop a DWI. No shit!?! ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 8:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-cant-drive-get-off-the-road/7532/46 "2006-01-31T08:30:42Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > at least some people laughed at it, since that was its goal no ur goal was to look like some bad ass but ur pathalogical lying went a little to far so u = teh suck ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-cant-drive-get-off-the-road/7532/47 "2006-01-31T09:19:41Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > I’m driving home today from school, and i have 3 instances where I drove like an asshole, and got bent out of shape when someone got in from of me. Come on it’s a race now hurry the fuck up people I have the need… the need for speed! > > First, an old hag in a late 90’s malibu decides that she’s going to croak and die, shes to busy being passed out over the steering wheel to see me in the right lane while I’m speeding and wants to be 6 under apparently. So she’s trying to make love with the front of my car. After i lay on the horn for a good 10 seconds so her dead ears can hear it, her hand falls out of the door and it looks like she is giving ME the finger…I roll down my window and scream “LEARN HOW TO DRIVE BITCH!” and she proceeds to roll into oncomming traffic > > 2nd a hot bitch driving a Sunfire as they do do, with a cellphone in hand chatting about some new purse she bought for $100+, lightly kisses my ass and decides to play hard to get. I chased her to her HOUSE and yelled at her that she got ripped of buying that purse, and that she needs to stop kissing ass. At this point I whipped it out and said she needs to suck more dick. She cried strangly offended by my man-hood, her dad came out with a louisville, and I took off seeing as he probably was going to make me suck his. I dont like fathers with bats, nor big cocks he almost hit my car with that thing. > > On the way from dickies, i get a nosejob from a cop making a turn really fast, so I decided I wanted to have words with him. I followed him in the Duct-Tape Mobile™. I was about 6 inches from his bumper at all times, he pulled into the station, got out, and I got out. I say to him > > Me: Hey buddy, you almost gave me a Jackson style nosejob, with that hot-ass Vic of yours. > Cop: Yeah it’s damn hot, hott with tow t’s bitch > Me: Yeah I totally wanted to nail it in the ass. > Cop: Well you didn’t, likewise you didn’t get a nosejob. Why should I care. > Me: Bananaphone? > Cop: Wtf mate! So the internet is really for porn, I have to tell my mother! So why did you want to tap the ass of my car. > Me: I was trying ot get you to pull over, but I didn’t have any pimp-ass lights. > _6 more cops come out of the station donuts in had to watch what is happening_ > Cop: You cant make a citizens arrest on a police officer. > Me: Yeah that would be sweet if we could. > Cop: Right, but seriously my interceptor has like eleventybillion horseypowar! > Me: Yeah but 'm a dick and you suck. So suck it bitch. > Cop: Aren’t you under-age? > Me: You know what, FUCK YOU! I tried to be nice, I tried to make peace, but your just an asshole, who won’t take it up the ass. You lose, good day sir!!! Fixed, needed more humor. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Beckington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mr\_Beckington](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_Beckington)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-cant-drive-get-off-the-road/7532/48 "2006-01-31T09:21:58Z")
> [@adamantairman](#): > > Not trying to defend this kid, but that’s not always true, an East Aurora cop gave another East Aurora cop a DWI. if the east aurora cop who got the dwi, caused property damage, or hit someone…then theres no way another cop could cover it up, and get him off. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-cant-drive-get-off-the-road/7532/49 "2006-01-31T10:15:48Z")
This is fucking stupid and should be locked. This is all a bunch of bullshit. attention whore. ---
**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-cant-drive-get-off-the-road/7532/50 "2006-01-31T10:17:04Z")
PENIS MONGER ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-cant-drive-get-off-the-road/7532/51 "2006-01-31T10:19:30Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > hahhaha, i challenge you to a cock sucking competition… lol…someone had to and :tdown: this thread sucks [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-cant-drive-get-off-the-road/7532.md?page=2)