# if you had a fleshlight.....

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 2, 2009, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618 "2009-01-02T06:30:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618/1 "2009-01-02T06:30:00Z")

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…and you had to give it a name… what would you call it?

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618/2 "2009-01-02T06:31:09Z")

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I was going to say Aaron to make a skunkape joke, but I didn’t want to offend you as well.

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618/3 "2009-01-02T06:31:50Z")

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LOL fggt

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618/4 "2009-01-02T06:32:46Z")

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two fleshlight threads at the same time? someones buying one.

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618/5 "2009-01-02T06:33:40Z")

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SKUNKY, what did you name your FleshJack?

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**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618/6 "2009-01-02T06:42:38Z")

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i’ve been dying to name something Princess Meatball

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618/7 "2009-01-02T06:44:32Z")

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^^  
that’s pretty good…

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618/8 "2009-01-02T06:48:01Z")

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perfect - thats if it worked good. reasons are because it still does the work for you and doesnt bitch or complain about anything.

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618/9 "2009-01-02T10:26:25Z")

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I’d call it ZONG.

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618/10 "2009-01-02T10:27:09Z")

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> [@Paulo](#):
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> I’d call it ZONG.

shut up pillows…and go to Hawaii stuff. fggt.

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**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618/11 "2009-01-02T10:29:02Z")

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“you know I really am starting to hate you on nyspeed, like seriously hate you”

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**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618/12 "2009-01-02T10:55:08Z")

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Maybe Nancy or Deborah…

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**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-had-a-fleshlight/60618/13 "2009-01-02T10:58:05Z")

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sticky