# If you have sex with a hooker against her will...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 14, 2008, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019 "2008-03-14T09:27:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/21 "2008-03-14T10:09:53Z")

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In God we trust, all others show me a link.

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/22 "2008-03-14T10:11:02Z")

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lol both

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**Author:** ![speedracer329](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/speedracer329/32/5058_2.png) [@speedracer329](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedracer329)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/23 "2008-03-14T10:20:36Z")

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haha shoplifting…

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**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/24 "2008-03-14T10:55:48Z")

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What about if you pay her then murder her afterwards and take the $ back… still shoplifting?

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**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/25 "2008-03-14T10:59:09Z")

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nevermind

im an idiot

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/26 "2008-03-14T11:23:22Z")

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I got this in a text the other day, and responded with.  
Theft of services, like a dine and dash or jumping out of a cab without paying.

so I vote Bacon.

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/27 "2008-03-14T17:28:34Z")

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GTA

Grand Theft Aids…  
Why? even fat and poor people can find a way to get laid. Look at Just Karter…

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/28 "2008-03-14T17:32:48Z")

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> [@AfXtc777](#):
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> GTA
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> Grand Theft Aids…  
> Why? even fat and poor people can find a way to get laid. Look at Just Karter…

I’m sure your mouth is what got you stabbed in the face.  
Your girlfriend hasn’t complained yett, says she likes applebees.

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/29 "2008-03-14T17:39:00Z")

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> [@Just Karter](#):
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> I’m sure your mouth is what got you stabbed in the face.  
> Your girlfriend hasn’t complained yett, says she likes applebees.

So funny, the gf I don’t have :picard: (when your not poor you can go out with lots of girls:rofl:)Can you honestly think of a comeback other than one I would have used in 6th grade? It was my looks that got me stabbed, not my problem someones gf was more interested in me than him. Also not my problem he’s going to have to give me half his paycheck for the next 10 years\<3

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**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/30 "2008-03-14T17:44:58Z")

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ruff rider

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/31 "2008-03-14T17:45:41Z")

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> [@AfXtc777](#):
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> So funny, the gf I don’t have :picard: (when your not poor you can go out with lots of girls:rofl:)Can you honestly think of a comeback other than one I would have used in 6th grade? It was my looks that got me stabbed, not my problem someones gf was more interested in me than him. Also not my problem he’s going to have to give me half his paycheck for the next 10 years\<3

Faggots attract hot girl’s.  
:gotme:

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/32 "2008-03-14T17:51:00Z")

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> [@Just Karter](#):
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> I can has a brain, I think I can I think I can

Fail

I thought you had a fat gf to give you a bj today and you were at Applebees? Clifs/  
You have a fat gf  
Are so poor you have to go to applebees  
applebees didn’t do the job so your fat gf went home and left you with nothing

BTW the Chimay white i’m drinking right now is worth more than your dinner. It’s delicious \<3

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/33 "2008-03-14T17:53:00Z")

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you guys have very weak efights two thumbs down

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/34 "2008-03-14T18:00:54Z")

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> [@nitroinsane](#):
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> you guys have very weak efights two thumbs down

Passes the time when your droppin a deuce=)

Now it’s pure curiosity of the next retarded comment from this guy, plus i’m bored waiting for girls to get ready for tonite. It works :gotme:

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**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/35 "2008-03-14T18:33:11Z")

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You get in these emo arguments with everyone, don’t you?

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/36 "2008-03-14T18:35:56Z")

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> [@AfXtc777](#):
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> BTW the Chimay white i’m drinking right now is worth more than your dinner. It’s delicious \<3

LOL  
as I’ve said before, food is food. Congrads if you like to overpay.:whogives:

This isn’t an Efight, people take those serious, this is just fun on the interweb.

if 120 is fat, then your deffinition of hott must be paris hilton haha.  
:gay3: don’t worry you’ll find a boyfriend and you wont have to be emo on nyspeed anymore.  
and yes Sidekick shitting is the move, hahah the internet is just Slowww on it.

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**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/37 "2008-03-14T18:53:54Z")

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> [@AfXtc777](#):
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> It was my looks that got me stabbed

thats the funniest thing ive seen in yearssssssssssssss

edit: u made me pee

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/38 "2008-03-15T08:12:31Z")

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Wait…AfXtc got stabbed in the face?

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**Author:** ![Johnnyv412](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyv412/32/5226_2.png) [@Johnnyv412](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnyv412)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/39 "2008-03-15T09:02:36Z")

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> [@AfXtc777](#):
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> Fail
> 
> I thought you had a fat gf to give you a bj today and you were at Applebees? Clifs/  
> You have a fat gf  
> Are so poor you have to go to applebees  
> applebees didn’t do the job so your fat gf went home and left you with nothing
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> BTW the Chimay white i’m drinking right now is worth more than your dinner. It’s delicious \<3

Awww, Im not poor and I eat at Applebees sometimes. I like there Chicken sandwich.

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2008, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-have-sex-with-a-hooker-against-her-will/45019/40 "2008-03-16T08:10:26Z")

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Hmmm…I’d say theft of services lol.

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