# If You Thought The Transporter 2 Was Bad... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 11, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686 "2008-01-11T18:37:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/1 "2008-01-11T18:37:56Z")
> **[Crank: High Voltage (2009)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1121931/)** > > Directed by Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor. With Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Clifton Collins Jr., Dwight Yoakam. Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires... Yikes… How are they going to explain this one? ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/2 "2008-01-11T19:57:56Z")
I thought the first one was pretty good. I didn’t think they could do action through the whole movie, but they pulled it off. ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/3 "2008-01-11T20:01:40Z")
> [@sureshot007](#): > > I thought the first one was pretty good. I didn’t think they could do action through the whole movie, but they pulled it off. Right, but he’s supposed to be dead… I wonder how they will explain how he lived… ---
**Author:** ![greenbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@greenbull](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/greenbull)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/4 "2008-01-11T20:17:11Z")
i actually thought crank sucked. but jason statham is fun to watch. Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. WTF?!?!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/5 "2008-01-11T20:17:49Z")
> [@greenbull](#): > > i actually thought crank sucked. but jason statham is fun to watch. > > Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. > > WTF?!?!?!?! EXXXXXXXXXXACTLY… WTF indeed… ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/6 "2008-01-11T20:19:32Z")
:lol: Surely this is a joke? The first one kicked ass. ---
**Author:** ![greenbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@greenbull](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/greenbull)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/7 "2008-01-11T20:21:47Z")
sounds like a spoof lol. like the scary movies. talk about being original…lets go from regular jolts of adrenaline to jolts of electricity. at the end of the movie isn’t there a reflection in his eye or something of him walking? maybe im crazy. ---
**Author:** ![GhettoDaxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@GhettoDaxx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GhettoDaxx)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/8 "2008-01-11T20:25:54Z")
If you remember the beginning of Crank 1… eh lemme remind you & take some pictures. ![http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2326/introzq2.jpg](http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2326/introzq2.jpg) The Movie **IS** a video game. ![http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1894/fpsnx5.jpg](http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1894/fpsnx5.jpg) Anything is possible. ---
**Author:** ![Treads4Heads](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/treads4heads/32/7416_2.png) [@Treads4Heads](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Treads4Heads)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/9 "2008-01-11T23:18:37Z")
He blinked at the end. I would think his body would be crushed after he bounced off pavement but meh, im fucking stoked. ---
**Author:** ![GhettoDaxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@GhettoDaxx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GhettoDaxx)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/10 "2008-01-11T23:27:08Z")
> [@Treads4Heads](#): > > He blinked at the end. I would think his body would be crushed after he bounced off pavement but meh, im fucking stoked. in video games you get more than one life ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 11:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/11 "2008-01-11T23:46:37Z")
omgwtfhax godmode ---
**Author:** ![dmoffitt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dmoffitt/32/7455_2.png) [@dmoffitt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dmoffitt)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 12:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/12 "2008-01-12T00:08:17Z")
![http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/d/2/4d28e534de4935e0e1f020bd2619e2f3.jpg](http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/d/2/4d28e534de4935e0e1f020bd2619e2f3.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/13 "2008-01-12T15:27:30Z")
I thought crank was pretty sweet. It was like the first movie I ever actually bought legit. But then again, I only own 3 movies to this day. So what do I know =S I like his movies. I’m actually kinda excited tbh. ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/14 "2008-01-13T08:58:40Z")
> Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/15 "2008-01-13T09:21:16Z")
crank was one of the worst movies i have ever seen in my entire life. i was insulted that it was produced and that they charged money to see it. absolute garbage film making. i’m not surprised they are making a sequel ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/16 "2008-01-15T16:42:17Z")
> [@bing](#): > > crank was one of the worst movies i have ever seen in my entire life. > > i was insulted that it was produced and that they charged money to see it. > > absolute garbage film making. > > i’m not surprised they are making a sequel ok wow this is like 3 things I agree with you on lately! wtf must be a prequel lol ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-thought-the-transporter-2-was-bad/41686/17 "2008-01-16T08:04:05Z")
> [@greenbull](#): > > i actually thought crank sucked. but jason statham is fun to watch. > > Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. > > WTF?!?!?!?! simple fix. usb cable, active sync, and hope windows doesn’t crash. there, i just ruined the whole movie