# If you were stranded on an island...

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [June 26, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488 "2008-06-26T08:42:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/1 "2008-06-26T08:42:17Z")

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List 5 things you’d want to take with you.  
Big hunting/survival knife. Like what Rambo had. Its got a compass in the handle. some fishing hooks, a needle, some fishing line, couple of matches etc.  
Some sort of med kit  
Some bad ass indestructible shoes  
A whetstone  
A good durable set of clothes

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### Author: ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/2 "2008-06-26T08:48:04Z")

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theres a score book somewhere on the internet for this test when given to the marines. they have like a short period of time where they make a list of all the things they could fit in their bag, you get points for alot of crazy things

1. Box of nails
2. Knife
3. magnifying glass
4. rain jacket
5. condoms

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### Author: ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/3 "2008-06-26T08:50:44Z")

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Condoms? Mark. Are you serious? :lol

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### Author: ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/4 "2008-06-26T08:51:54Z")

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they can hold a lot of umm…water…

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### Author: ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/5 "2008-06-26T08:53:18Z")

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harpoon  
knife  
someone really hot  
life time supply of pizza  
tons of porn

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### Author: ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/6 "2008-06-26T08:53:45Z")

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> [@n!cole](#):
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> Condoms? Mark. Are you serious? :lol

catches and stores water for me ;D

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### Author: ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/7 "2008-06-26T08:55:10Z")

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and he can jerk off with out making a mess

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### Author: ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/8 "2008-06-26T09:00:45Z")

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1. Porn
2. Hot girl
3. Food
4. Water
5. Helicopter

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### Author: ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/9 "2008-06-26T09:01:19Z")

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mike ur a smart cookie lol  
helicopter…DUR

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### Author: ![silverandslow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@silverandslow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silverandslow)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/10 "2008-06-26T09:02:09Z")

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LOLOL at harpoon! lololol

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### Author: ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/11 "2008-06-26T09:03:47Z")

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lol damn straight gotta be better than rambo

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### Author: ![silverandslow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@silverandslow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silverandslow)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/12 "2008-06-26T09:05:25Z")

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I’de bring a shrimpin boat so i could eat shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There’s pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich… That’s, that’s about it.

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### Author: ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/13 "2008-06-26T09:08:40Z")

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hahhahahahaha bubba gump shrimpboat

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### Author: ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/14 "2008-06-26T09:09:15Z")

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1. a generator
2. TV
3. Xbox 360
4. wireless modem
5. Soda

I cant survive at home without video games, i dont know how i would make it on a island without them haha

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### Author: ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/15 "2008-06-26T09:21:10Z")

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Rifle with as much amo as i could get

Grill lighter

Tent

Satalite phone w/charged battery

4wheeler with plenty of gas

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### Author: ![91teg](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91teg/32/6304_2.png) [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/16 "2008-06-26T09:22:28Z")

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> [@waltbabyluv](#):
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> 1. a generator
> 2. TV
> 3. Xbox 360
> 4. wireless modem
> 5. Soda
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> I cant survive at home without video games, i dont know how i would make it on a island without them haha

You forgot gas…your boned

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### Author: ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/17 "2008-06-26T09:24:03Z")

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survival knife  
bailing twine  
compass  
bow/arrows  
a metal pot/pan

endless supply of toilet paper… :crackup

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/18 "2008-06-26T09:53:04Z")

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shotgun + ammo

lowrider + gas

handgun + ammo

atv + gas

porn + something to watch it that powers off the sun

= not having women around to bitch at you for any of these things… HEAVEN

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### Author: ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/19 "2008-06-26T10:57:48Z")

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endless supply of food  
endless supply of water  
Humongous solar powered generator  
Fully equipped and furnished mansion  
Jessica Biel

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### Author: ![Allstar\_Graphics](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/allstar_graphics/32/6287_2.png) [@Allstar\_Graphics](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Allstar_Graphics)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2008, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/if-you-were-stranded-on-an-island/237488/20 "2008-06-26T11:43:05Z")

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military survival says

-signal  
-shelter  
-food/water  
-tools  
-firearm

i would take the best of all 5 categorys please 🙂

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