# Illinois dude attacked by ninjas
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/illinois-dude-attacked-by-ninjas/258989
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**Created:** [June 19, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/illinois-dude-attacked-by-ninjas/258989 "2011-06-19T17:29:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/illinois-dude-attacked-by-ninjas/258989/1 "2011-06-19T17:29:53Z")
LOLOLOL
You can’t make this shit up.
[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/06/18/2011-06-18\_illinois\_man\_attacked\_by\_ninjas\_on\_his\_way\_to\_meet\_exgirlfriend\_for\_sex.html](http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/06/18/2011-06-18_illinois_man_attacked_by_ninjas_on_his_way_to_meet_exgirlfriend_for_sex.html)
> A trip to see an ex-girlfriend for a late-night booty call instead turned into a beatdown for an Illinois man.
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> The 44-year-old unidentified victim told cops that he was jumped in an alley around 1:15 a.m. Friday by two people with nunchucks and throwing stars, the Chicago Sun-Times reported.
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> He said that he was walking to his ex girlfriend’s car when a masked man hit him in the head with nunchucks. His ex, Katherine M. Casarez, then hit him in the head with her own set of nunchucks, according to the newspaper.
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> He said that before the attack the 29-year-old Casarez, texted him that she was in the alley.
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> Cops told the newspaper that they found two throwing stars – including one stuck in a telephone pole.
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> A short time later, Casarez was charged with aggravated domestic battery, aggravated battery, unlawful use of a weapon and armed violence.
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> According to her Facebook profile, Casarez worked as a home health caregiver.
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> Cops are also seeking a 34-year-old man in connection with the strange attack.
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> Read more: [http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/06/18/2011-06-18\_illinois\_man\_attacked\_by\_ninjas\_on\_his\_way\_to\_meet\_exgirlfriend\_for\_sex.html#ixzz1PltxHjsm](http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/06/18/2011-06-18_illinois_man_attacked_by_ninjas_on_his_way_to_meet_exgirlfriend_for_sex.html#ixzz1PltxHjsm)
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### Author:  [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/illinois-dude-attacked-by-ninjas/258989/2 "2011-06-19T17:31:30Z")
lol wow man
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### Author:  [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/illinois-dude-attacked-by-ninjas/258989/3 "2011-06-19T18:23:32Z")
**BECAUSE THROWING STAR**
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### Author:  [@iamderrik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/iamderrik)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2011, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/illinois-dude-attacked-by-ninjas/258989/4 "2011-06-19T18:41:20Z")
:lol niceee
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/illinois-dude-attacked-by-ninjas/258989/5 "2011-06-19T21:17:54Z")
there were 5 or 6 attacks in pittsburgh over the last few months by ninja’s… ill try and find the articles from down here
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2011, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/illinois-dude-attacked-by-ninjas/258989/6 "2011-06-20T07:28:29Z")
I love how facebook is now considered a “credible” news source. Fuck I’m gonna change my occupation to king of the world and go ninja some fools and see if it makes the news.
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2011, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/illinois-dude-attacked-by-ninjas/258989/7 "2011-06-20T07:36:01Z")
wait… what does this have to do with facebook??
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### Author:  [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2011, 7:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/illinois-dude-attacked-by-ninjas/258989/8 "2011-06-20T07:47:01Z")
“According to her facebook profile she was a home caregiver” or something along tbhose lines in the article.
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2011, 7:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/illinois-dude-attacked-by-ninjas/258989/9 "2011-06-20T07:52:17Z")
oh yea. sorry. lol
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### Author:  [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2011, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/illinois-dude-attacked-by-ninjas/258989/10 "2011-06-20T16:24:31Z")
LOL