# ilya has mad texting skills and is safer than a drunk at the wheel

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ilya-has-mad-texting-skills-and-is-safer-than-a-drunk-at-the-wheel/265656
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [December 3, 2012, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ilya-has-mad-texting-skills-and-is-safer-than-a-drunk-at-the-wheel/265656 "2012-12-03T13:40:24Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author: ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2012, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ilya-has-mad-texting-skills-and-is-safer-than-a-drunk-at-the-wheel/265656/61 "2012-12-05T10:05:59Z")

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Omg caretaker lolol

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### Author: ![v8lonoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/45deac/32.png) [@v8lonoma](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/v8lonoma)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ilya-has-mad-texting-skills-and-is-safer-than-a-drunk-at-the-wheel/265656/62 "2012-12-05T14:29:10Z")

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I farted while driving once.

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### Author: ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ilya-has-mad-texting-skills-and-is-safer-than-a-drunk-at-the-wheel/265656/63 "2012-12-05T14:58:06Z")

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Not even ten minutes ago, I adjusted the volume knob at speed.

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ilya-has-mad-texting-skills-and-is-safer-than-a-drunk-at-the-wheel/265656/64 "2012-12-05T16:40:00Z")

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texting while driving killed my father and raped my mother

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